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White Vinegar

Name: White Vinegar: 4% Slop — One ingredient. Ancestors filing approval paperwork.
Item: White Vinegar
Rating: 96
Author: Slop Detector 3000

One ingredient. Ancestors filing approval paperwork.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: acetic acid + water
No seed oils, HFCS, dyes, or additives
Pre-1990 pantry staple still in production
Pickling, cooking, and cleaning with zero slop

Side Effects

gut bacteria filing union papers, fridge in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw apple cider vinegar — same base, actual microbes.

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