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Scrambled eggs

Name: Scrambled eggs: 4% Slop — Eggs doing what eggs do best — zero slop detected
Item: Scrambled eggs
Rating: 96
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Eggs doing what eggs do best — zero slop detected

The Breakdown

Single ingredient, 6g protein per egg
Pre-1990 food that great-grandma recognizes
Animal fat default when cooked in butter or tallow
Turns mid if drowned in seed oil pan

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, seed oil lobbyists in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk — single-ingredient breakfast that makes dietitians seethe.

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