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Raw Milk (Amish Sources)

Name: Raw Milk (Amish Sources): 5% Slop — FDA's public enemy #1, ancestors' daily st
Item: Raw Milk (Amish Sources)
Rating: 95
Author: Slop Detector 3000

FDA's public enemy #1, ancestors' daily staple

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: milk
Direct from grass-fed Amish cows
No pasteurization, full enzyme profile
Supports small-scale regenerative farms
Legal gray area in some states

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against the fda

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw cheese and eggs from the same Amish sources for the full based breakfast stack.

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