Butter (no salt) Is Based — Zero Seed Oils

Buy instead grass-fed from a local dairy

Pair it with grass-fed from a local dairy — same base, traceable sourcing

BASED Water 2% slop

Single ingredient, zero excuses

BASED Banana 2% slop

nature's perfect single-ingredient flex

BASED Salt 2% slop

Single ingredient. Civilization's oldest flex.

BASED Filtered Water 2% slop

Water. The based beverage since forever.

BASED nogoyslop.com 3% slop

The mirror that grades the slop — including itself

BASED Eggs and Raw Milk 3% slop

Single-ingredient duo, FDA seethes

BASED Grass-Fed Steak and Eggs 3% slop

Cow + chicken + zero slop = peak civilization

BASED Carrot 3% slop

Single-ingredient soil candy, ancestors nod

BASED Baking soda 3% slop

One ingredient. Ancestors filing approval forms.

BASED Breast Milk 3% slop

Nature's original single-ingredient fuel

BASED Raw Milk + Grass-Fed Butter Stack 3% slop

FDA's worst nightmare, ancestors' daily fuel