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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 74% SLOP Ferrero Rocher Premium Assorted Hazelnut cosplay over industrial sugar paste SLOP
  2. 74% SLOP Milka Almond Caramel Purple wrapper, brown sludge, zero discipline SLOP
  3. 27% SLOP Yuengling Oldest US brewery still doing it right. BASED
  4. 28% SLOP Bodylab Whey 100 Clean whey base, light on the additives BASED
  5. 71% SLOP Animal Crackers kid-shaped sugar bombs in seed oil SLOP
  6. 71% SLOP Chick-fil-A Peanut oil cope in a waffle bun wrapper SLOP
  7. 29% SLOP Bubly Bellini Bliss Clean fizz with natural flavors, PepsiCo but no junk BASED
  8. 71% SLOP Kinder's Restaurant Style Chicken Bites Frozen breaded chicken dreaming of a restaurant kitchen. SLOP
  9. 32% SLOP Barras de Dulce de Leche Rimar SAS Artisanal dulce de leche bars — old-school milk caramel BASED
  10. 68% SLOP Tree Top Apple Juice Concentrate cosplay of real fruit SLOP
  11. 68% SLOP O'boy Kids' chocolate dust, adult blood-sugar tax SLOP
  12. 34% SLOP ICA Cashewnötter Solid nuts ruined by sunflower oil tax MID
  13. 38% SLOP Just Bare Traceable chicken, but breading slops it up MID
  14. 61% SLOP Real Good Korean BBQ Chicken Seed-oil fried protein cosplay with monk-fruit copium MID
  15. 41% SLOP Amy's Kitchen Organic frozen pioneer still playing microwave roulette. MID
  16. 41% SLOP Honey Smoked Fish Co. Original Salmon Stackers Real salmon buried under seed-oil crackers and gummed spread. MID
  17. 42% SLOP Bengali Food Fish and rice core, mustard oil and sweets drag it mid MID
  18. 58% SLOP Kola Román Heritage Caribbean cola now neon industrial slop MID
  19. 42% SLOP Pasteurised Milk Default dairy slop — enzymes executed, magic gone MID
  20. 58% SLOP Cepêra Molho de Pimenta Chipotle Smoky pepper cosplay with maltodextrin filler MID
  21. 58% SLOP Legendary Protein Ranch Chips 20g protein in sunflower-oil drag MID
  22. 58% SLOP Bali Mix (Koningsvogel Boemboe) Sunflower-slop shortcut to Bali MID
  23. 47% SLOP Bran Flakes Healthy cereal cosplay with a sugar tax MID
  24. 47% SLOP Pacífico Beach-ready Mexican lager, macro but not total poison MID
  25. 48% SLOP Häagen-Dazs Real cream buried under corporate sugar stacks. MID
  26. 51% SLOP Annie's Shells & White Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese Organic box, still processed goyslop lite. MID
  27. 51% SLOP Garlic Bread White-flour vehicle for butter or worse. MID
  28. 99% SLOP Nigger Grape Soda Slur in a can, degeneracy as branding. SLOP
  29. 99% SLOP Indian Poop Food Troll slop in a bowl, not cuisine SLOP
  30. 98% SLOP Grass-Fed Cheese Semen Pizza Semen as topping: degeneracy speedrun complete. SLOP
  31. 98% SLOP Mud Cookie Dirt, salt, fat, and generational trauma baked flat. SLOP
  32. 2% SLOP Salt Single ingredient. Civilization's oldest flex. BASED
  33. 98% SLOP Raw Rotten Meat Botulism on a plate, ancestors filing charges SLOP
  34. 98% SLOP Rotten Meat Decomposition cosplay, not dinner. SLOP
  35. 98% SLOP Trans Fat Lab-engineered artery cement, banned for a reason SLOP
  36. 2% SLOP Filtered Water Water. The based beverage since forever. BASED
  37. 98% SLOP Twinkie with Extra Seed Oil and Weapons Grade Uranium Nuclear goyslop, ancestors disown you SLOP
  38. 98% SLOP Seed Oils Industrial lubricant sold as edible fat SLOP
  39. 3% SLOP Breast Milk Nature's original single-ingredient fuel BASED
  40. 3% SLOP 100% Nut Peanut Butter Peanuts. Fire. Civilization in a jar. BASED
  41. 3% SLOP Spinach Popeye core, no corporate cosplay. BASED
  42. 3% SLOP Filtered Purified Water Water. The original based beverage. No notes. BASED
  43. 3% SLOP Tomato Single-ingredient produce, civilization in a skin BASED
  44. 97% SLOP Steak Cooked from Klaus Schwab's Body Human meat LARP — peak NPC arc fuel SLOP
  45. 3% SLOP Lettuce Single-ingredient produce, great-grandma's go-to BASED
  46. 4% SLOP Sparkling Water with Lime water with attitude, zero slop BASED
  47. 4% SLOP Air Popped Popcorn Single ingredient civilization fuel. BASED
  48. 4% SLOP Local Eggs and Butter Ancestors nodding, seed oil lobby in shambles BASED
  49. 4% SLOP Diced Bananas Fruit already doing the heavy lifting BASED
  50. 4% SLOP Raw Chicken Thighs and Tallow Ancestors approve, dietitians file complaints BASED
  51. 4% SLOP Kosher salt Single-ingredient rock, civilization staple BASED
  52. 96% SLOP Hostess Twinkies Cream-filled industrial regret in cellophane SLOP
  53. 4% SLOP Garlic Vampire slayer in bulb form since antiquity BASED
  54. 4% SLOP Eggs and Tallow Ancestors filing a restraining order against the seed oil lobby BASED
  55. 4% SLOP Bone Marrow Single-ingredient fat rocket, great-grandma approved BASED
  56. 4% SLOP Kroger Eggs Single-ingredient perfection. Kroger just the vessel. BASED
  57. 4% SLOP Whole Onion Single ingredient, zero corporate lies. BASED
  58. 4% SLOP Fermented raw beef Ancestral fuel, zero processing theater. BASED
  59. 4% SLOP Oranges Whole fruit, zero corporate LARP. BASED
  60. 4% SLOP Grocery Store Eggs Single ingredient perfection, civilization fuel BASED
  61. 4% SLOP Apples Single-ingredient whole food, pre-industrial BASED
  62. 4% SLOP Blueberry Single-ingredient perfection, ancestors approve. BASED
  63. 4% SLOP Raspberry Single-ingredient flex, zero corporate LARP. BASED
  64. 4% SLOP Berry Single ingredient, nature's candy, zero slop BASED
  65. 4% SLOP Lemon Water Ancestors approve. Zero processing, zero lies. BASED
  66. 4% SLOP Boiled Eggs Single-ingredient protein, zero corporate lies BASED
  67. 4% SLOP Raw Liver Ancestral fuel, single ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  68. 96% SLOP Dollar Tree Microwave Dinners Ultra-processed ghetto fuel, ancestors filing restraining orders SLOP
  69. 4% SLOP Romaine Lettuce One ingredient, zero corporate lies. BASED
  70. 4% SLOP Ribeye Steak One ingredient, peak civilization. BASED
  71. 4% SLOP Purified Water H2O with the corporate filter on BASED
  72. 96% SLOP High Fructose Corn Syrup Refinery sludge that sweetens the apocalypse SLOP
  73. 4% SLOP Pre 100% Grass Fed and Finished Ground Beef 90/10 Ancestors filing a restraining order against the grocery aisle. BASED
  74. 4% SLOP Potato Single-ingredient king, ancestors nod in approval BASED
  75. 4% SLOP Scrambled eggs Eggs doing what eggs do best — zero slop detected BASED
  76. 96% SLOP Totino's Pizza Rolls Industrial cheese pocket for NPCs SLOP
  77. 4% SLOP Raw beef One ingredient, FDA's recurring nightmare. BASED
  78. 4% SLOP Black coffee Ancestors filing approval forms BASED
  79. 4% SLOP Unsweet Tea Tea without the corporate baptism. BASED
  80. 96% SLOP Kid Cuisine Microwaved childhood trauma in a cartoon tray SLOP
  81. 4% SLOP Watermelon Nature's candy, zero corporate LARP BASED
  82. 4% SLOP Organic Broccoli Single-ingredient king, ancestors salute BASED
  83. 4% SLOP Tallow-Seared Grass-Fed Ribeye + Raw Milk Ancestors filing a patent on your dinner BASED
  84. 4% SLOP Lemon Single ingredient, zero excuses — based. BASED
  85. 5% SLOP Lamb from Verified Butcher Whole-muscle carnivore fuel, zero slop BASED
  86. 5% SLOP Raw Milk or Eggs Ancestors approve, FDA seethes BASED
  87. 5% SLOP Raw Milk or Steak Single-ingredient civilization fuel. BASED
  88. 95% SLOP China Street Cat Kebab Stray cat passed off as mutton — peak degeneracy kebab. SLOP
  89. 5% SLOP Rolled Oats Single-ingredient base for actual meals BASED
  90. 95% SLOP Seed Oil Trio Estrogen sludge with corpse garnish SLOP
  91. 5% SLOP Pears Single-ingredient fruit, FDA weeps BASED
  92. 5% SLOP Raw Chicken Single-ingredient whole muscle, ancestors nod BASED
  93. 5% SLOP New York Steak One ingredient, civilization's core fuel. BASED
  94. 95% SLOP Rotten Raw Liver Spoiled organ — biohazard, not nourishment SLOP
  95. 5% SLOP Rawd Meat Single-ingredient carnivore fuel, zero slop BASED
  96. 5% SLOP Raw Meat Single ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  97. 5% SLOP Sole Farmer Self-Service Raw Milk-o-Mat, Lower Austria Raw milk from the source, regulators seething BASED
  98. 5% SLOP Udder Milk Farms Raw grass-fed milk, FDA seethes BASED
  99. 5% SLOP Broccoli Broccoli: single-ingredient legend. BASED
  100. 5% SLOP Raw Garlic Cloves One ingredient, infinite basedness BASED
  101. 6% SLOP Eggs and Butter Ancestors nod, dietitians weep BASED
  102. 6% SLOP Lemon juice Single-ingredient citrus flex, no corporate interference BASED
  103. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Ethically-Sourced Free-Range Steak Fried in Pork Fat Ancestors filing a restraining order on soy BASED
  104. 94% SLOP Caesar Chicken Poop Salad Poop in the name, industrial slop in the bowl SLOP
  105. 94% SLOP Essence of Amouranth vaginal lactobacillus gimmick beer — degeneracy in a can SLOP
  106. 6% SLOP Sparkling Water With A Lemon Squeeze Carbonated H2O + real citrus. Ancestors approve. BASED
  107. 6% SLOP Spring Water in Glass (Local Verified) Local glass spring water: civilization in a bottle BASED
  108. 6% SLOP Flank Steaks Whole muscle beef. One ingredient, full send. BASED
  109. 6% SLOP Pork Fat Lard is the original based fat, FDA seethes BASED
  110. 6% SLOP Raw Milk + Grass-Fed Butter Stack Ancestors nodding, FDA filing complaints BASED
  111. 6% SLOP Actual Peaches and a Mango Real fruit, zero lab bullshit BASED
  112. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Steak and Raw Milk Ancestors nodding, FDA in shambles BASED
  113. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Butter or Beef Tallow Civilization in a pan, seed oil lobby in shambles BASED
  114. 6% SLOP Cantaloupe Single-ingredient fruit, ancestors approve BASED
  115. 6% SLOP Wellsley Farms Salted Butter Cream, salt, zero corporate theater BASED
  116. 6% SLOP USDA Choice Black Angus Petite Sirloin from Aldi Steak. Salt. Fire. Done. BASED
  117. 6% SLOP Actual Lemons Single ingredient, ancestors nod BASED
  118. 6% SLOP Peach from Hispanic guy's yard Single-ingredient backyard fruit, based as hell BASED
  119. 94% SLOP Gushers Liquid center, seed oil sludge, childhood ruined. SLOP
  120. 6% SLOP Clarified Butter Butter fat, zero drama, full based. BASED