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Kettle-Cooked Chips Fried in Beef Tallow or Olive Oil

Name: Kettle-Cooked Chips Fried in Beef Tallow or Olive Oil: 16% Slop — Tallow-fried
Item: Kettle-Cooked Chips Fried in Beef Tallow or Olive Oil
Rating: 84
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Tallow-fried potatoes: actual civilization in a bag

The Breakdown

Beef tallow or olive oil — real fats, zero seed sludge
Kettle process + potatoes + salt = pre-1990 simplicity
Whole muscle produce, animal fat option available
Still fried starch — great treat, not daily staple

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval, dietitians ratio'd

Buy Instead

Pair with a grass-finished ribeye for the full ancestral meal.

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