Case of Local Non-Alcoholic IPAs or Plain Spring Water

The Breakdown

• Plain spring water is one ingredient, zero additives
• Local sourcing beats national sludge brands
• NA IPAs often hide malt extracts or artificial flavors
• Check the actual label — 'local' is marketing until verified
• Beer-adjacent marketing still sells the vice aesthetic

Side Effects

ancestors nod, liver stays pristine, no bloat tax

Buy Instead

Skip the NA IPAs. Buy glass-bottled local spring water — single ingredient, zero compromise.