Food · 38% slop · mid

Prego Creamy Tomato with Ricotta

Name: Prego Creamy Tomato with Ricotta: 38% Slop — Dairy-forward jar sauce that most
Item: Prego Creamy Tomato with Ricotta
Rating: 62
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Dairy-forward jar sauce that mostly behaves

The Breakdown

Cream and ricotta deliver real animal fat
Tomato base stays recognizable
Added sugar and carrageenan creep in
Lowfat ricotta waters down the indulgence

Side Effects

dairy win diluted by sugar and gums

Buy Instead

Skip the jar. Buy Rao's or make it with heavy cream and fresh tomatoes.

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