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Food roast · 14% slop

Is Tofu Healthy? Single-Ingredient Soy Block

Tofu survived decades of food fads because it refuses to be anything but soybeans plus water.

July 25, 2026 About Tofu

Tofu is the soy block your great-grandma ate before influencers ruined soy.

The Take

Tofu is healthy. Slop Score 14 because it stays a single-ingredient whole food with zero seed oils or HFCS.

Buyers signal quiet competence and pre-industrial taste rather than virtue or fitness theater.

Pair it with grass-fed eggs for a based choline-protein stack. Tofu earns its place as a 14 Slop Score staple.

Order the plain block, drain it, and cook it like an adult.

No. Traditional tofu remains a minimal-ingredient whole food.

No. Pure tofu contains none unless added in flavored packaged versions.

No. Classic blocks use only soybeans, water, and coagulant with no industrial additives.

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Pair it with grass-fed eggs — stack the choline, double the based.

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