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The A2 Milk Company Whole Milk

Name: The A2 Milk Company Whole Milk: 14% Slop — A2 cows, one ingredient, ancestors
Item: The A2 Milk Company Whole Milk
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

A2 cows, one ingredient, ancestors nod

The Breakdown

single ingredient: whole milk
animal fat, no seed oils or additives
A2 beta-casein focus, real sourcing claim
pasteurized, loses raw enzymes

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval forms, marketing slightly extra

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