The Breakdown

  • HFCS or added sugars in most SKUs
  • "Natural flavors" and long additive lists
  • Some real juice concentrate, heavily diluted
  • Coca-Cola ownership, zero discipline
  • Marketed as wholesome while being processed slop

Side Effects

ancestors filing orchard restraining orders, npc hydration arc

Buy Instead

Skip Minute Maid. Buy actual oranges or a cold-pressed brand with one ingredient.