Food · 14% slop · based

Pasta with Ground Beef, Tomato Sauce, and Shredded Cheese

Name: Pasta with Ground Beef, Tomato Sauce, and Shredded Cheese: 14% Slop — Meat, ca
Item: Pasta with Ground Beef, Tomato Sauce, and Shredded Cheese
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Meat, carbs, dairy — civilization on a plate

The Breakdown

Ground beef: single-source animal protein
Tomato sauce: basic produce, no HFCS stacks
Shredded cheese: real dairy, pre-1990 vibes
Pasta: wheat product, still better than seed-oil sludge

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, no bloat tax

Buy Instead

Pair it with grass-fed beef and real butter — double the based, zero upgrades needed.

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