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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 88% SLOP PRIME Logan Paul equity in a bottle, zero based SLOP
  2. 88% SLOP Crumbl Weekly rotating sugar LARP in a pink box SLOP
  3. 18% SLOP Beef Tallow Fries Pre-1990 fry oil. Ancestors approve. BASED
  4. 89% SLOP Doritos Seed-oil corn dust with chemical cheese powder SLOP
  5. 88% SLOP Monster Energy Caffeine bomb in a skull can for the terminally online. SLOP
  6. 11% SLOP Bulk Raw Almonds or Peanuts Roasted in Peanut Oil Grandma's pantry wins again BASED
  7. 14% SLOP Boulder Canyon Avocado Oil Classic Sea Salt Kettle Kettle chips that actually use real fat BASED
  8. 98% SLOP Estrogen-Rich Lab-Grown Vegan MTF Cockroach Sludge Soylent's evil twin on HRT SLOP
  9. 6% SLOP Grass-Fed Ethically-Sourced Free-Range Steak Fried in Pork Fat Ancestors filing a restraining order on soy BASED
  10. 71% SLOP Chick-fil-A Peanut oil cope in a waffle bun wrapper SLOP
  11. 89% SLOP Popeyes Seed-oil cathedral with a Cajun accent SLOP
  12. 88% SLOP Doritos Nacho Cheese Seed-oil nacho dust, industrial regret in a bag. SLOP
  13. 78% SLOP My Ass With A Side Of Beef Tallow Fries And Fresh Vegetables Degenerate main, tallow and veg trying to salvage it SLOP
  14. 58% SLOP Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard Whey Double Rich Chocolate Solid whey base ruined by sweetener lab sludge. MID
  15. 2% SLOP Water Single ingredient, zero excuses BASED
  16. 4% SLOP Apple Single ingredient fruit, zero slop detected BASED
  17. 4% SLOP Premium First Cut NY Strip Steak Cow, salt, fire. Civilization in a cut. BASED
  18. 5% SLOP Sole Farmer Self-Service Raw Milk-o-Mat, Lower Austria Raw milk direct from the udder, bureaucrats seething BASED
  19. 6% SLOP Pork Single-ingredient meat, ancestors nod BASED
  20. 7% SLOP Eggs Single-ingredient king. Oats are mid by comparison. BASED
  21. 8% SLOP Famous Vineyards Autumn Crisp Green Seedless Grapes Single-ingredient produce, civilization snack BASED
  22. 8% SLOP Macro Organic Black Chia Seeds Single-ingredient seed, zero nonsense BASED
  23. 8% SLOP Olive Oil Pre-1990 fat, civilization in a bottle BASED
  24. 8% SLOP Pan de Masa Madre Tradicional Real bread before the industrial rot BASED
  25. 91% SLOP Monster Energy Drink Caffeine bomb for the dopamine-fried NPC arc SLOP
  26. 91% SLOP Hot Pockets Frozen sleeve of industrial regret SLOP
  27. 88% SLOP Alcohol Fermented poison sold as civilization SLOP
  28. 88% SLOP Kool-Aid Powdered regret with a Red 40 chaser. SLOP
  29. 88% SLOP Mountain Dew HFCS-powered gamer fuel with banned dye chaser. SLOP
  30. 88% SLOP Miracle Whip HFCS jar pretending to be mayo SLOP
  31. 88% SLOP Gatorade Sugar water in a lab coat, athlete cosplay fuel SLOP
  32. 87% SLOP Nutella Palm-oil sugar bomb, childhood crack in a jar SLOP
  33. 14% SLOP Best of The Bone Multi-Collagen Protein Powder Grass-fed bovine peptides, zero slop additives BASED
  34. 84% SLOP Nongshim Shin Cup Noodle Soup Instant noodle slop in a convenient cup SLOP
  35. 84% SLOP Chocoramo Seed-oil cake cosplaying as Colombian nostalgia SLOP
  36. 82% SLOP Premier Protein 100% Whey Protein Powder Chocolate Milk Ultra-processed whey LARP, ancestors filing restraining order SLOP
  37. 19% SLOP Almarai Vertically integrated Saudi dairy, real cow juice, minimal slop. BASED
  38. 22% SLOP Ondrášovka Ancient Czech spring, still mostly pure BASED
  39. 78% SLOP Cheerios Oat slop in a bowl, heart-healthy LARP SLOP
  40. 24% SLOP Righteous Felon O.G. Hickory Beef Stick & Cheddar Cheese Grass-fed beef stick meets real cheddar, clean as jerky gets. BASED
  41. 24% SLOP Shawarma Vertical spit meat, real civilization fuel BASED
  42. 24% SLOP Beer Fermented grain juice, civilization's original cope BASED
  43. 71% SLOP Lemonade Commercial sugar water cosplaying as refreshment SLOP
  44. 64% SLOP Wasa Dark Chocolate Wholegrain Biscuits Wholegrain cosplay ruined by seed-oil biscuits MID
  45. 58% SLOP Wyman's Wild Blueberry Crumble Protein Blend Wild berries betrayed by soybean oil and filler flour. MID
  46. 52% SLOP Lilly B's Organic Bean, Rice & Cheese Burritos Organic label can't hide the soybean oil MID
  47. 99% SLOP Indian Poop Food Troll slop in a bowl, not cuisine SLOP
  48. 2% SLOP Banana nature's perfect single-ingredient flex BASED
  49. 4% SLOP Steak and Eggs Civilization on a plate. Dietitians in shambles. BASED
  50. 4% SLOP Tea Leaf water done right since forever BASED
  51. 4% SLOP Homemade Sourdough French Toast with Raw Milk Ancestors filing a thank-you note BASED
  52. 4% SLOP Beef Single ingredient, civilization fuel BASED
  53. 96% SLOP Vegetable Oil Seed oil goyslop in a bottle. SLOP
  54. 5% SLOP Raw Milk One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  55. 5% SLOP Steak One ingredient. Civilization's backbone. BASED
  56. 5% SLOP Filet Mignon Single-ingredient steak royalty BASED
  57. 5% SLOP Raw Meat One ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  58. 95% SLOP El Mexicano Nacho Cheese Sauce Seed-oil sludge in a can — industrial goyslop. SLOP
  59. 5% SLOP Butter Ancestors' favorite lubricant, undefeated BASED
  60. 6% SLOP Neat Whiskey or Sparkling Water with Lime Ancestors nod, slop merchants weep BASED
  61. 6% SLOP Potato Single ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  62. 94% SLOP Big Mac Seed-oil cathedral between two buns SLOP
  63. 6% SLOP Sardines Canned fish, zero excuses, maximum based. BASED
  64. 7% SLOP Copefrut Kiwis Fresh Chilean kiwis, civilization in a skin. BASED
  65. 7% SLOP Eggs or Cottage Cheese Both based, pick the one in front of you BASED
  66. 7% SLOP Liver Single-ingredient organ meat, moderns flee BASED
  67. 93% SLOP Lab-Grown Vegan Cockroach Powder Insect sludge for NPCs who fear real food SLOP
  68. 7% SLOP Beef Tallow Single ingredient, FDA seethes BASED
  69. 7% SLOP Natty Madagascar Vanilla Bean Single-ingredient ancestral flex from the best island. BASED
  70. 7% SLOP Salmon Flesh of the sea, zero processing required. BASED
  71. 7% SLOP Hard-Boiled Eggs Pre-1990 protein bomb. No notes. BASED
  72. 7% SLOP Mammen Lactose-Free Cottage Cheese 1.5% Fat Based Danish dairy flex — lactose out, protein stays. BASED
  73. 8% SLOP Homemade Pasta Eggs, flour, salt — actual civilization BASED
  74. 8% SLOP Lard Rendered pig fat, ancestors approve BASED
  75. 8% SLOP Kirkland Green Tea Single-ingredient leaf water, ancestors approve BASED
  76. 8% SLOP Raw Whole Milk and Cocoa Powder Ancestors filing a restraining order against pasteurized sludge BASED
  77. 8% SLOP Avocado Single ingredient, pre-1990 staple, zero slop BASED
  78. 8% SLOP Nadec Full Fat Milk Whole milk, ancestors filing approval BASED
  79. 8% SLOP Oats Single ingredient, ancestors approve BASED
  80. 8% SLOP Bananas Single-ingredient fruit, zero corporate LARP BASED
  81. 92% SLOP Ze Bugs Climate cult's ultimate NPC fuel SLOP
  82. 8% SLOP USDA Choice Ribeye Lip-On Steak 1.5 lb Cow + salt + fire. Civilization in a package. BASED
  83. 8% SLOP GO ON Peanut Butter Smooth 100% peanuts, zero corporate interference. BASED
  84. 92% SLOP McDonald's Double Cheeseburger Industrial seed-oil cathedral in patty form SLOP
  85. 9% SLOP Simply Nature Raw Cashews, Walnuts + Macadamia Nuts Raw nut trio, zero slop, ancestors salute BASED
  86. 9% SLOP Bacon Cured pork belly, civilization in a pan BASED
  87. 9% SLOP 2% Milk Cow juice, 2% fat, civilization staple. BASED
  88. 9% SLOP Spring Water / Pressed Juice Earth juice and actual fruit, civilization in a glass BASED
  89. 91% SLOP Cockroach Protein Cookie with Estrogen Bug sludge meets estrogen arc, peak NPC cookie SLOP
  90. 91% SLOP Pepsi HFCS cathedral in a can SLOP
  91. 91% SLOP Pringles Tube of rehydrated regret SLOP
  92. 9% SLOP Bono Olive Oil Single-ingredient civilization juice BASED
  93. 11% SLOP Cottage Cheese 25g protein, three ingredients, ancestors approve BASED
  94. 11% SLOP GUT&GÜNSTIG Mineralwasser, still One-ingredient water, budget edition BASED
  95. 89% SLOP Monster Mango Canned chemical storm in mango drag SLOP
  96. 89% SLOP Dr. Pepper sugar water with a medical degree SLOP
  97. 89% SLOP Lay's Seed-oil potato cardboard engineered for regret. SLOP
  98. 11% SLOP Maize and Barley Single-ingredient staples, pre-industrial BASED
  99. 11% SLOP Pan de masa madre mistral con queso paipa Three-ingredient sourdough plus real cheese — based stack BASED
  100. 89% SLOP Beyond Steak Plant-Based Seared Tips Canola-glazed wheat gluten cosplaying as steak SLOP
  101. 89% SLOP Diet Pepsi Aspartame arc fuel in a can SLOP
  102. 89% SLOP Corn Dog Industrial tube in cornmeal coffin SLOP
  103. 89% SLOP Chef Boyardee Canned pasta for the NPC childhood arc SLOP
  104. 11% SLOP Coffee with Heavy Cream Ancestors approve, seed-oil shills seethe BASED
  105. 89% SLOP Kellogg's Cereal aisle's favorite NPC fuel. SLOP
  106. 88% SLOP PRIME Hydration Logan Paul equity in a bottle, full send to the gutter SLOP
  107. 88% SLOP Samyang Buldak Palm-oil fire noodle sludge for the NPC gut. SLOP
  108. 88% SLOP High Fructose Corn Syrup Engineered corn sludge in every aisle SLOP
  109. 88% SLOP Pajeet Curry Seed-oil slop laced with phytoestrogen sabotage SLOP
  110. 88% SLOP yfood Ultra-processed NPC fuel in a bottle SLOP
  111. 88% SLOP Barq's Root Beer HFCS root beer with caffeine bite, classic slop SLOP
  112. 88% SLOP Hungry-Man Frozen TV dinner slop empire, seed oil throne intact SLOP
  113. 88% SLOP Pepsi Zero Zero sugar, zero soul, full chemical payload. SLOP
  114. 88% SLOP Detodito Colombian chip graveyard in a bag SLOP
  115. 88% SLOP Better Goods Plant-Based Chick'n Nuggets Soy sludge in canola drag, zero soul. SLOP
  116. 88% SLOP Hot Dogs Mystery meat tube, industrial edition SLOP
  117. 12% SLOP Apple Cider Vinegar Single-ingredient time machine, great-grandma nods. BASED
  118. 12% SLOP Locro Ancestral stew that laughs at seed oil empires. BASED
  119. 12% SLOP Kerrygold Butter Grass-fed Irish butter, actual animal fat. BASED
  120. 88% SLOP Ruffles Cheddar Seed-oil potato dust with cheddar cosplay SLOP