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USDA Choice Ribeye Lip-On Steak 1.5 lb

Name: USDA Choice Ribeye Lip-On Steak 1.5 lb: 8% Slop — Cow + salt + fire. Civilizat
Item: USDA Choice Ribeye Lip-On Steak 1.5 lb
Rating: 92
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Cow + salt + fire. Civilization in a package.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: actual beef
USDA Choice, proper marbling
Lip-on for max flavor retention
Whole-muscle cut, no processing
Choice grade, not prime or grass-finished

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval, dietitians in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair it with grass-finished from a verified local ranch — same steak, higher based multiplier.

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