The Breakdown

  • Palm oil first ingredient, deforestation tax included
  • Sugar > hazelnuts by a wide margin
  • Real cocoa and nuts but drowned in sludge
  • Ultra-processed, pre-1990 grandma would not recognize
  • Marketed as 'breakfast' while delivering dessert calories

Side Effects

childhood nostalgia, adult insulin resistance, rainforest in shambles

Buy Instead

Skip Nutella. Buy roasted hazelnuts + 85% dark chocolate and blend your own.