Food · 8% slop · based

Raw Whole Milk and Cocoa Powder

Name: Raw Whole Milk and Cocoa Powder: 8% Slop — Ancestors filing a restraining orde
Item: Raw Whole Milk and Cocoa Powder
Rating: 92
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors filing a restraining order against pasteurized sludge

The Breakdown

Raw milk: single ingredient, real animal fat
Cocoa powder: pure bean, flavonoid delivery system
No seed oils, HFCS, dyes, or lab sweeteners
Pre-1990 food pairing, great-grandma nods
Source matters — verify clean dairy farm

Side Effects

jawline sharpening, fda seething, gut bacteria throwing a party

Buy Instead

Pair with A2 raw milk from a verified local source — same based fuel, extra digestibility win.

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