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Kirkland Green Tea

Name: Kirkland Green Tea: 8% Slop — Single-ingredient leaf water, ancestors approve
Item: Kirkland Green Tea
Rating: 92
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient leaf water, ancestors approve

The Breakdown

Just dried camellia sinensis leaves
Zero additives, no seed oils, no HFCS
Caffeine without the crash or crashout
Bagged version has paper; loose leaf wins
Pre-1990 simplicity still on shelves

Side Effects

steady hands, clear mind, no gut betrayal

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Pair with raw milk or bone broth — ultimate based hydration stack

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