The Take
Yes, tea is healthy. Slop Score 4.
Single-ingredient leaf water has nourished people for centuries with zero processing or marketing lies. Bagged versions occasionally add unnecessary fluff, but the core product remains untouched by modern industrial nonsense.
The Verdict
Buy loose leaf tea. Pair it with raw milk for the ultimate based upgrade.
Slop Score 4.
Common Questions
Is Tea bad for you?
No. Zero calories and single-ingredient purity keep it clean.
Is Tea ultra-processed?
No. Traditional loose leaf skips all industrial steps.
Does Tea have seed oils?
No. Nothing but leaves and water enters the cup.
