Food · 24% slop · based

Righteous Felon O.G. Hickory Beef Stick & Cheddar Cheese

Name: Righteous Felon O.G. Hickory Beef Stick & Cheddar Cheese: 24% Slop — Grass-fed
Item: Righteous Felon O.G. Hickory Beef Stick & Cheddar Cheese
Rating: 76
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Grass-fed beef stick meets real cheddar, clean as jerky gets.

The Breakdown

100% beef, no antibiotics or hormones
Real cheddar, no seed oils or HFCS
No added nitrates, soy-free, gluten-free
Colored collagen casing, added water
Brown sugar and liquid smoke keep it mid

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, jawline reporting for duty

Buy Instead

Pair with a stick of grass-fed butter or skip the casing and make your own.

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