Food · 6% slop · based

Neat Whiskey or Sparkling Water with Lime

Name: Neat Whiskey or Sparkling Water with Lime: 6% Slop — Ancestors nod, slop merch
Item: Neat Whiskey or Sparkling Water with Lime
Rating: 94
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Ancestors nod, slop merchants weep

The Breakdown

Neat whiskey: one ingredient, zero additives
Sparkling water + lime: water, CO2, citrus
No seed oils, HFCS, dyes, or marketing lies
Pre-1990 drink list, great-grandma recognizes it
Whiskey strength varies — know your pour

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against your previous choices

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