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Grass-Finished Ribeye from Verified Local Ranch

Name: Grass-Finished Ribeye from Verified Local Ranch: 3% Slop — Single ingredient,
Item: Grass-Finished Ribeye from Verified Local Ranch
Rating: 97
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single ingredient, ancestors filing approval forms

The Breakdown

Whole-muscle beef, nothing else
Grass-finished, verified local ranch
Great-grandma recognizes it on sight
Sourcing claims actually hold up

Side Effects

ancestors nodding, industrial ag in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair with tallow from the same ranch — zero waste, max based.

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