Food · 5% slop · based

Raw Milk or Eggs from the Same Stand

Name: Raw Milk or Eggs from the Same Stand: 5% Slop — Single-ingredient peak, regula
Item: Raw Milk or Eggs from the Same Stand
Rating: 95
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Single-ingredient peak, regulators in shambles

The Breakdown

One ingredient, zero processing
Real animal fats and protein
Pre-1990 food, great-grandma approved
Check local regs before purchase

Side Effects

ancestors filing approval paperwork, fda drafting cease and desist

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