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Local Grass-Fed Beef Cooked in Tallow

Name: Local Grass-Fed Beef Cooked in Tallow: 5% Slop — Cow plus fire plus salt equal
Item: Local Grass-Fed Beef Cooked in Tallow
Rating: 95
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Cow plus fire plus salt equals civilization

The Breakdown

Grass-fed local beef — single animal ingredient
Tallow: real animal fat, zero seed oils
Pre-1990 cooking method, great-grandma nods
Sourcing claims that actually hold up

Side Effects

ancestors filing a thumbs-up, modern ag in shambles

Buy Instead

Pair with raw milk or bone broth for the full based stack.

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