The Breakdown

  • Soy protein isolate as staple — phytoestrogen drag confirmed
  • Seed oils primary fat, zero tallow redemption
  • Cockroach flavor for the novelty LARP
  • Engineered sweeteners and 'natural flavors' stack
  • Marketed as edgy but delivers pure NPC arc fuel

Side Effects

testosterone in shambles, ancestors filing restraining orders, jawline surrender

Buy Instead

Skip the sludge. Buy raw milk or grass-fed steak — single ingredient, no hormone sabotage.