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Restaurant Slop Scores

What to order, what to skip. Chains and local spots graded on the Slop scale.

  1. 82% SLOP Rango Shack Fast-food black box with zero transparency SLOP
  2. 82% SLOP Islamorada Fish Company (Tampa) Closed Bass Pro Keys knockoff — Ls in chat SLOP
  3. 18% SLOP Ginger Beard Coffee Bearded bros roasting their own — rare based coffee spot BASED
  4. 82% SLOP Cougar Cafe at WIBMMS School cafeteria slop default — eat elsewhere SLOP
  5. 18% SLOP Low Tide Kava Bar Traditional kava bar — shells over shots, zero slop BASED
  6. 82% SLOP The Cupcake Spot Gourmet sugar bombs in a closed Florida shell SLOP
  7. 18% SLOP Sip Tea Room Proper English tea room in SF – based ritual BASED
  8. 18% SLOP Pizzeria Gregario Wood-fired basedness from a one-man grain miller. BASED
  9. 18% SLOP Monika's European Kitchen Old-world hearth food, zero corporate slop. BASED
  10. 18% SLOP McCabe's Bar-B-Que Old-school SC BBQ that actually earns the drive BASED
  11. 18% SLOP Enigma (Barcelona) El Bulli alum flexes seasonal craft BASED
  12. 82% SLOP China Express Seed-oil wok slop with sweet sauce glaze SLOP
  13. 18% SLOP 22nd Street Coffee Quality Cuban coffee hub in historic Ybor — based. BASED
  14. 81% SLOP Taco John's Midwest fast-food tacos riding on tater tots SLOP
  15. 19% SLOP Actual Indian Spot Ghee chicken over lentil cope every time. BASED
  16. 81% SLOP Dairy Queen New York Cheesecake Blizzard Ultra-processed ice cream sludge in a cup SLOP
  17. 19% SLOP Burgermaster 1952 drive-in with verified grass-fed beef BASED
  18. 81% SLOP Cocheros Fast-food Colombian chain, seed-oil default. SLOP
  19. 19% SLOP Mistral Panadería French sourdough outpost in Bogotá — civilization intact. BASED
  20. 81% SLOP Wahlburgers Celebrity burger joint deep in the seed-oil trenches. SLOP
  21. 19% SLOP Pho Huy Solid Houston pho spot — broth over branding. BASED
  22. 19% SLOP Pho Binh Houston pho staple since '83 — broth done right. BASED
  23. 19% SLOP Dai Ciosoti Venetian fish house that actually means it. BASED
  24. 19% SLOP Al Cantinon Veneto bar slinging honest bruschetta and zero corporate slop. BASED
  25. 19% SLOP Cook Street Coffee Scratch syrups, ethical beans, community coffee done right. BASED
  26. 81% SLOP Wendy's Burger Square beef, round seed-oil everything else SLOP
  27. 19% SLOP Low Tide Spot Tallow fries and smashed burgers beat the pier curse. BASED
  28. 81% SLOP Heart Attack Grill Lard-fried excess LARP that finally flatlined. SLOP
  29. 19% SLOP Gravity Ice Cream Dollar cone of real dairy in a small town. BASED
  30. 19% SLOP Kashtan Coffee Kyiv courtyard specialty spot — real beans, no slop. BASED
  31. 19% SLOP Menza Strahov Czech student canteen slinging legit goulash and dumplings. BASED
  32. 81% SLOP Mangal Kebab Restaurant Standard London kebab slop with the usual fryer oil. SLOP
  33. 81% SLOP It's Pizza Time Feltham pizza slop joint, industrial default SLOP
  34. 19% SLOP Mo's Burritos Food Truck Family truck slinging legit Mexican & Salvadoran eats. BASED
  35. 81% SLOP Mars 2112 Tourist-trap spaceship that crashed on food. SLOP
  36. 19% SLOP Maido! Authentic Japanese lunch counter inside a real grocery — based. BASED
  37. 81% SLOP Hong Kong Buffet Standard Chinese takeout slop in a tired room. SLOP
  38. 19% SLOP Restaurant Jordan Hearty Swiss tradition, zero corporate slop. BASED
  39. 81% SLOP Sheetz Burger Gas station slop with fresh-assembly cosplay SLOP
  40. 19% SLOP Thyme Machine Saj-powered Lebanese truck — tradition, not cosplay BASED
  41. 19% SLOP Lafayette Miami Brickell steakhouse done right — cow + fire + salt. BASED
  42. 81% SLOP Chick'n Grill Closed fast-casual chicken — seed-oil ghost town SLOP
  43. 81% SLOP Tia's Tex Mex Closed USF Tex-Mex ghost kitchen slop SLOP
  44. 19% SLOP Stemm's Concessions (Stemmonade) Fresh-squeezed lemonade stand done right BASED
  45. 19% SLOP Queen of Sheba Ethiopian Restaurant Authentic Ethiopian in Temple Terrace — injera beats bread. BASED
  46. 81% SLOP P.F. Chang's Mall Chinese with seed-oil shine, corporate cosplay edition SLOP
  47. 19% SLOP Noble Rice Channelside Japanese that actually serves fish. BASED
  48. 19% SLOP La Terrazza Ristorante Italiano Ybor City’s tiny Roman outpost — the real deal. BASED
  49. 81% SLOP Flock and Stock Roadside burger slop in a closed wharf shell SLOP
  50. 81% SLOP Fatburger Fresh-patty LARP in a seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  51. 19% SLOP Peg's Cantina Farm-to-table Mexican before it was cool, closed 2015 BASED
  52. 81% SLOP CEC Cafe at Eckerd College Campus cafeteria slop — fuel for hungover students, not civilization SLOP
  53. 81% SLOP Topgolf Entertainment slop with golf bays as garnish SLOP
  54. 81% SLOP Tomfoolery Lounge Diving bar slop with indoor smoking and late-night regrets SLOP
  55. 19% SLOP The Tides Seafood Market & Provisions Local Gulf catch done right — market-to-table without the pose. BASED
  56. 19% SLOP Soul Sicilian Fusion Sicilian chef, real pasta, Florida address — based by default. BASED
  57. 81% SLOP Saki Endless Sushi & Hibachi Eatery AYCE seed-oil sushi buffet — quantity over quality SLOP
  58. 19% SLOP Pie12 Napoletana Coal-fired Neapolitan done right in Largo. BASED
  59. 19% SLOP JAC's Ice Cream Shop Veteran-owned Florida scoop spot — simple cream done right. BASED
  60. 19% SLOP Ice & Cream Creamery Small-batch Florida scoops, local and legit. BASED
  61. 19% SLOP Hellas Restaurant and Bakery Tarpon Springs Greek temple — real food, zero LARP BASED
  62. 81% SLOP Coyote Ugly Saloon Rowdy bar slop with dancing bartenders and seed-oil everything SLOP
  63. 81% SLOP China One American-Chinese takeout in its natural seed-oil habitat SLOP
  64. 81% SLOP Bubba's 33 Soybean oil sports bar — Texas Roadhouse's greasier cousin SLOP
  65. 19% SLOP Addicted to The Bean Florida bean church, local roasters and zero corporate LARP BASED
  66. 19% SLOP Buddy Brew Coffee Tampa specialty roaster, beans over branding. BASED
  67. 81% SLOP Buffalo Wild Wings Seed-oil sports bar cathedral — wings drowned in industrial grease SLOP
  68. 19% SLOP Meat and Three Grandma's kitchen, minus the seed-oil betrayal. BASED
  69. 19% SLOP Katz's Deli Pastrami temple, civilization on rye BASED
  70. 81% SLOP Applebee's Neighborhood grill in name only — national seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  71. 79% SLOP Menchie's Toppings-bar sugar avalanche, zero nutritional spine. SLOP
  72. 79% SLOP Comidas Rápidas Henry, Bogotá Venezuelan fast-food LARP in Bogotá — fryer oil vibes, zero transparency SLOP
  73. 79% SLOP Restaurante Donde Henry Bogotá fast-food joint slinging the usual suspects SLOP
  74. 79% SLOP Orange Julius Sugary mall slop in a cup, nostalgia tax included SLOP
  75. 79% SLOP China in Box Brazilian fast-food Chinese — box of seed-oil slop. SLOP
  76. 79% SLOP Aurora Chinese Restaurant Generic Chinese takeout slop with zero sourcing claims SLOP
  77. 79% SLOP Spicy Rooster Hounslow chicken shop trading on heat and convenience. SLOP
  78. 79% SLOP Uma Japanese Hibachi Hibachi slop theater — flames over nutrition SLOP
  79. 79% SLOP Komodo Miami Brickell jungle LARP with fusion sauce slop SLOP
  80. 79% SLOP Brawy Seafood Bayside food-court fried-seafood slop, now closed SLOP
  81. 79% SLOP The Cheesecake Factory Seed-oil cathedral with 250-item decision paralysis SLOP
  82. 79% SLOP New China Chinese Restaurant Basic takeout slop mill, zero surprises. SLOP
  83. 79% SLOP Flexx Sports Bar & Ultra Lounge Ybor bar slop with wings, shots, and side of chaos SLOP
  84. 79% SLOP Spa Beach Bistro Pier pizza and tenders slop with a view SLOP
  85. 21% SLOP German Knodle Real wurst in the Edge — civilization holds. BASED
  86. 79% SLOP Chopstick Express Drive-thru Chinese takeout slop in seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  87. 79% SLOP Wok n Roll Standard American-Chinese slop factory — wok the walk but seed the talk SLOP
  88. 79% SLOP The Garage On Central Dive bar with new menu, thin facts, thick slop vibes SLOP
  89. 79% SLOP Taste of China Seed-oil wok slop with MSG halo SLOP
  90. 79% SLOP Shark's Bar & Grill standard sports bar slop, TVs and seed oil specials SLOP
  91. 79% SLOP Reboot Arcade & Bar Nostalgia arcade bar with typical grease-trap menu. SLOP
  92. 79% SLOP Razzel's Lounge Closed Clearwater sports bar serving fried slop SLOP
  93. 79% SLOP Prelude Sports Bar New Clearwater sports bar — fryer cathedral with live music tax SLOP
  94. 79% SLOP New China Beach American-Chinese takeout in seed-oil drag SLOP
  95. 79% SLOP Mugs Sports Bar & Grill Standard Florida sports bar slop, happy hour band-aid SLOP
  96. 79% SLOP Lee's Garden Standard American-Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  97. 79% SLOP LC Cajun Grill Mall food court Cajun LARP in seed-oil drag SLOP
  98. 79% SLOP Johnny Rockets Retro LARP with seed-oil fryers and shake slop SLOP
  99. 79% SLOP Jimmy's Sports Lounge Sports bar slop with TVs as the main attraction SLOP
  100. 79% SLOP Jimmy's Sports Bar Seed-oil cathedral with beer and regret SLOP
  101. 79% SLOP Happi Wok Standard American-Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  102. 79% SLOP Godfather's Pizza Midwest chain pizza slop, seed-oil era edition SLOP
  103. 79% SLOP Duck Donuts Fresh-fried sugar bombs in the seed-oil temple SLOP
  104. 79% SLOP City Buffet All-you-can-eat Asian buffet slop mill SLOP
  105. 79% SLOP Chicago Street Pizza Generic deep-dish slop joint — seed oil cathedral with cheese on top SLOP
  106. 79% SLOP Champs Sports Bar and Grill Deep-fried seed-oil cathedral with sports on TV SLOP
  107. 79% SLOP Bruno's Pizza Pie Typical local pizza slop, closed edition SLOP
  108. 79% SLOP Blend Lounge Nightlife bar slop with bottle-service cosplay SLOP
  109. 21% SLOP Bassano Cheesecake Cafe Family recipe temple, cheesecake done right BASED
  110. 79% SLOP Ballpark & Rec Stadium arcade bar slop with decent short ribs SLOP
  111. 79% SLOP Save Mart Deli Grocery-store deli slop counter SLOP
  112. 21% SLOP Paradeco Coffee Roasters Art deco roasters keeping specialty coffee clean in St. Pete. BASED
  113. 22% SLOP Au Cheval Tallow-cooked burgers that respect the cow BASED
  114. 78% SLOP Royal Farms Chicken Tenders Gas-station fried chicken: crispy regret in a bucket. SLOP
  115. 78% SLOP Manta Miami Ghost kitchen with zero receipts. SLOP
  116. 22% SLOP El Chócolo 1981 Bogotá arepa tradition done right. BASED
  117. 78% SLOP Tian Tian Kínai Büfé Cheap Chinese buffet slop, seed-oil default. SLOP
  118. 78% SLOP Hao Hao Kínai Étterem Chinese fast-food slop in a Budapest pin. SLOP
  119. 78% SLOP Kennedy Chicken & Grill Fried chicken slop with convenience sides. SLOP
  120. 22% SLOP Yannis Greek Restaurant Olive oil default, hormone-free meat — rare Seattle win. BASED