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Restaurant roast · 81% slop

Cocheros: Skip Burgers, Order Grilled Meats Instead

Colombian fast-food chain sells the usual processed traps but hides solid grilled options if you know the play.

August 13, 2026 About Cocheros

Buns and dogs are the trap — grilled meat platters are the only reason to go.

The Take

Cocheros is standard fast-food Colombian chain fare that defaults to buns, hot dogs and unknown fryer oil.

The only worthwhile move is hunting the grilled meats and chicharrón to dodge the processed defaults.

Cocheros rewards the customer who ignores the menu photos and orders grilled carne a la parrilla plus chicharrón crujiente with no bun or sides.

Everything else is the usual fast-food sludge. Order the grilled meat plate, no sides.

Yes. Like most fast-food spots their fryer defaults to typical seed oils with zero transparency on sourcing.

No. The grilled meats can work but buns, dogs and fried defaults keep it processed overall.

None. Ask for extra grilled meat only to keep it simple and avoid the fryer.

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