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Restaurant roast · 81% slop

Tomfoolery Lounge Is Dive Bar Slop — Here's Why

Late-night karaoke spot trading on cheap drinks but serving lungs and soybean oil with every plate.

July 25, 2026 About Tomfoolery Lounge

Indoor smoking and seed-oil fries: the only things cooked fresh here.

The Take

Tomfoolery Lounge earns an 81 slop score. Skip the menu and treat it as a drink-and-karaoke venue only.

Happy hour runs cheap from 11am to 8pm daily, but the food defaults to fried items and hidden soybean oil in sauces.

Grilled chicken or steak if listed, hold sauces and ask about oil. Everything else is industrial dive bar filler.

81 slop score. Walk in for cheap drinks and the mic, walk out before the food hits the table.

No. Indoor smoking and likely seed oils in staples make it a clear health downgrade.

Likely yes. Default dressings and sauces often hide soybean oil per the scan.

Yes. The scan flags it explicitly as a lung hazard with the meal.

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