Restaurant roast · 19% slop

Pie12 Napoletana: Coal-fired Neapolitan done right

Largo finally gets the real thing instead of the usual Florida pizza compromise.

August 7, 2026 About Pie12 Napoletana

Caputo 00 and San Marzano in a coal oven beats every chain nearby.

The Take

Pie12 Napoletana delivers the real coal-fired Neapolitan deal with imported Italian staples that actually show up in the crust and sauce.

Status-chasing foodies and nostalgia-driven locals who want authentic texture without flying to Naples get exactly what they signal for here.

The ingredients and oven technique separate this from typical American pizzeria slop.

Order the Margherita.

Skip the calzones. The pies are the only thing worth ordering.

No. The pricing matches the imported flour and tomatoes without markup games.

Yes. Every pie is locked at that size with no larger options available.

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