Restaurant roast · 81% slop

What to Order at It's Pizza Time? Plain Margherita Only

Feltham locals chasing cheap pizza face the usual industrial default at this Hampton Road spot.

July 25, 2026 About It's Pizza Time

Feltham's go-to for quick processed pizza, not craft or care.

The Take

Order the plain Margherita or pepperoni pizza at It's Pizza Time. The Slop Score is 81.

This is standard fast-food takeaway pizza with no sourcing claims or whole-ingredient focus, pushed through delivery apps as the usual processed options.

The Verdict

It's Pizza Time serves Feltham's industrial pizza default with no standout positives beyond basic service mentions. The scan flags fast-food style, processed options, and thin public details.

Call ahead for the plainest cheese base if tweaks are allowed. Order the Margherita or pepperoni only. Slop Score 81.

Common Questions

Is It's Pizza Time healthy?

No. Standard processed pizza menu with no whole-ingredient focus or sourcing details.

What should you avoid at It's Pizza Time?

Skip processed meats, stuffed crust, and loaded sides per the scan guidance.

Does It's Pizza Time have good reviews?

Mixed. TripAdvisor notes hot food and service while Restaurant Guru shows 2.7 from hundreds of ratings.

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