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Mary Brown's

Name: Mary Brown's: 81% Slop — Deep-fried buffalo sludge in a bun, seed oil cathedra
Item: Mary Brown's
Rating: 19
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Deep-fried buffalo sludge in a bun, seed oil cathedral

The Breakdown

Default fry oil is industrial seed sludge
Buffalo sauce piles on sugar and additives
Chicken is real but still breaded and fried
Bun and sides push the ultra-processed angle
Fresh chicken sourcing beats most US chains

Order Instead

Grilled chicken sandwich or wrap, skip the bun and fries

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