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Restaurant roast · 81% slop

What should you order at Bubba's 33? Naked patty and salad

Texas Roadhouse's rowdier sibling doubles down on the grease trap.

July 25, 2026 About Bubba's 33

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Bubba's 33: TVs loud, soybean oil at 100%.

The Take

Bubba's 33 is a soybean oil sports bar that serves Texas Roadhouse's greasier cousin. Order grilled chicken or a plain fresh-never-frozen beef patty with side salad and you dodge most of the 81 Slop Score damage.

Everything default lands in the fryer basket or on soybean oil. The rock vibe and wall of TVs exist to distract from the industrial seed oil reality.

The Verdict

Bubba's 33 markets fresh sauces and beef while defaulting to the fryer and soybean oil. The identity play is nostalgia for rowdy chain sports bars that signal casual fun over health.

Ask for the patty naked with extra veggies. Skip the fryer entirely. Slop Score: 81

Common Questions

Is Bubba's 33 healthy?

No. Soybean oil and fried defaults dominate the menu.

Does Bubba's 33 use seed oils?

Yes. 100% refined soybean oil for all cooking.

What sides pair best with a plain patty at Bubba's 33?

Side salad or extra veggies. Skip fries and anything fried.

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