Restaurant roast · 19% slop

Gravity Ice Cream: Dollar Cone of Real Dairy

A tiny local spot with the rarest thing in ice cream today: actual value.

July 25, 2026 About Gravity Ice Cream

ice cream cone photo — Representative photo · Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Dollar cone of real dairy beats every overpriced scoop in town.

The Take

Order the dollar cone of whatever flavor they have that day. Slop Score 19.

Gravity Ice Cream keeps it simple with real dairy ice cream and yogurt at honest pricing that signals zero cope. Small-town locals buy the $1 cone to skip the usual dessert markup trap.

The Verdict

Grab the dollar cone and enjoy straightforward dairy without the markup theater. Nothing else on the menu competes with that price.

Buy the $1 cone of any available flavor. Slop Score 19.

Common Questions

Is Gravity Ice Cream healthy?

No. Real dairy ice cream and yogurt still deliver sugar and calories like any dessert.

Is Gravity Ice Cream expensive?

No. The $1 cone sets the cheapest honest price around.

When is Gravity Ice Cream open?

Weekends only from 12-9 on Friday and Saturday. Plan accordingly.

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