Restaurant roast · 81% slop

What should you order at Flock and Stock? Plain cheeseburger only

Flock and Stock promised fresh wharf vibes but delivered closed doors and fryer slop.

July 25, 2026 About Flock and Stock

Seed-oil burgers in a ghost wharf — Flock and Stock closed for good reason.

The Take

Flock and Stock clocks an 81 Slop Score as classic roadside burger slop trapped in a closed Sparkman Wharf shell.

Burgers and chicken sandwiches come with seed-oil fryer suspects, processed buns, and zero verified sourcing to back any local claims.

Flock and Stock is roadside burger slop in a closed wharf shell. Skip the chicken basket and waffle fries.

Ask about tallow swaps if it reopens, but expect the usual industrial defaults. Slop Score: 81.

Yes, the menu leans on classic seed-oil fryer suspects.

Chicken sandwich basket and any waffle fries.

No, Yelp marks the Sparkman Wharf location closed.

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