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Restaurant Slop Scores

What to order, what to skip. Chains and local spots graded on the Slop scale.

  1. 79% SLOP Aurora Chinese Restaurant Generic Chinese takeout slop with zero sourcing claims SLOP
  2. 79% SLOP Spicy Rooster Hounslow chicken shop trading on heat and convenience. SLOP
  3. 79% SLOP Uma Japanese Hibachi Hibachi slop theater — flames over nutrition SLOP
  4. 79% SLOP Komodo Miami Brickell jungle LARP with fusion sauce slop SLOP
  5. 79% SLOP Brawy Seafood Bayside food-court fried-seafood slop, now closed SLOP
  6. 79% SLOP The Cheesecake Factory Seed-oil cathedral with 250-item decision paralysis SLOP
  7. 79% SLOP New China Chinese Restaurant Basic takeout slop mill, zero surprises. SLOP
  8. 79% SLOP Flexx Sports Bar & Ultra Lounge Ybor bar slop with wings, shots, and side of chaos SLOP
  9. 79% SLOP Spa Beach Bistro Pier pizza and tenders slop with a view SLOP
  10. 21% SLOP German Knodle Real wurst in the Edge — civilization holds. BASED
  11. 79% SLOP Chopstick Express Drive-thru Chinese takeout slop in seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  12. 79% SLOP Wok n Roll Standard American-Chinese slop factory — wok the walk but seed the talk SLOP
  13. 79% SLOP The Garage On Central Dive bar with new menu, thin facts, thick slop vibes SLOP
  14. 79% SLOP Taste of China Seed-oil wok slop with MSG halo SLOP
  15. 79% SLOP Shark's Bar & Grill standard sports bar slop, TVs and seed oil specials SLOP
  16. 79% SLOP Reboot Arcade & Bar Nostalgia arcade bar with typical grease-trap menu. SLOP
  17. 79% SLOP Razzel's Lounge Closed Clearwater sports bar serving fried slop SLOP
  18. 79% SLOP Prelude Sports Bar New Clearwater sports bar — fryer cathedral with live music tax SLOP
  19. 79% SLOP New China Beach American-Chinese takeout in seed-oil drag SLOP
  20. 79% SLOP Mugs Sports Bar & Grill Standard Florida sports bar slop, happy hour band-aid SLOP
  21. 79% SLOP Lee's Garden Standard American-Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  22. 79% SLOP LC Cajun Grill Mall food court Cajun LARP in seed-oil drag SLOP
  23. 79% SLOP Johnny Rockets Retro LARP with seed-oil fryers and shake slop SLOP
  24. 79% SLOP Jimmy's Sports Lounge Sports bar slop with TVs as the main attraction SLOP
  25. 79% SLOP Jimmy's Sports Bar Seed-oil cathedral with beer and regret SLOP
  26. 79% SLOP Happi Wok Standard American-Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  27. 79% SLOP Godfather's Pizza Midwest chain pizza slop, seed-oil era edition SLOP
  28. 79% SLOP Duck Donuts Fresh-fried sugar bombs in the seed-oil temple SLOP
  29. 79% SLOP City Buffet All-you-can-eat Asian buffet slop mill SLOP
  30. 79% SLOP Chicago Street Pizza Generic deep-dish slop joint — seed oil cathedral with cheese on top SLOP
  31. 79% SLOP Champs Sports Bar and Grill Deep-fried seed-oil cathedral with sports on TV SLOP
  32. 79% SLOP Bruno's Pizza Pie Typical local pizza slop, closed edition SLOP
  33. 79% SLOP Blend Lounge Nightlife bar slop with bottle-service cosplay SLOP
  34. 21% SLOP Bassano Cheesecake Cafe Family recipe temple, cheesecake done right BASED
  35. 79% SLOP Ballpark & Rec Stadium arcade bar slop with decent short ribs SLOP
  36. 79% SLOP Save Mart Deli Grocery-store deli slop counter SLOP
  37. 21% SLOP Paradeco Coffee Roasters Art deco roasters keeping specialty coffee clean in St. Pete. BASED
  38. 22% SLOP Fry the Coop Tallow-fried chicken, zero seed oil betrayal. BASED
  39. 78% SLOP Mandarin Restaurant Seed-oil buffet swamp with a waterfall backdrop SLOP
  40. 22% SLOP JewBoy Burgers Smashburger with real beef and chutzpah, not slop. BASED
  41. 78% SLOP Starbucks Protein push can't mask the canola cathedral SLOP
  42. 78% SLOP PT’s Taverns Vegas tavern slop with fries in seed oil and video poker SLOP
  43. 78% SLOP Savvy Sliders Slider chain LARPing variety while deep-frying in the usual suspects. SLOP
  44. 22% SLOP Local Steakhouse Pour Cow + fire + salt + honest pour = civilization BASED
  45. 22% SLOP Au Cheval Tallow-cooked burgers that respect the cow BASED
  46. 78% SLOP Royal Farms Chicken Tenders Gas-station fried chicken: crispy regret in a bucket. SLOP
  47. 78% SLOP Manta Miami Ghost kitchen with zero receipts. SLOP
  48. 22% SLOP El Chócolo 1981 Bogotá arepa tradition done right. BASED
  49. 78% SLOP Tian Tian Kínai Büfé Cheap Chinese buffet slop, seed-oil default. SLOP
  50. 78% SLOP Hao Hao Kínai Étterem Chinese fast-food slop in a Budapest pin. SLOP
  51. 78% SLOP Kennedy Chicken & Grill Fried chicken slop with convenience sides. SLOP
  52. 22% SLOP Yannis Greek Restaurant Olive oil default, hormone-free meat — rare Seattle win. BASED
  53. 22% SLOP Homemade Mexican Fresh recipes, zero corporate LARP BASED
  54. 22% SLOP Braised Short Ribs Cow + fire + time = actual food BASED
  55. 78% SLOP Fire Wings Seed-oil wing joint with 20 flavors of regret SLOP
  56. 22% SLOP Pasticceria Bulgarini 50-year Veneto pastry house — tradition over trend. BASED
  57. 78% SLOP Slim Chickens Soybean oil cathedral with hand-breaded excuses SLOP
  58. 78% SLOP Lig-Lig Brazilian Chinese delivery slop factory SLOP
  59. 78% SLOP KFC in the 70s Corporate fried chicken, seed-oil pivot era SLOP
  60. 78% SLOP Oxxo Corner convenience slop, every block, zero curation. SLOP
  61. 78% SLOP CU Mart Korean convenience slop factory in disguise. SLOP
  62. 78% SLOP Duffy's Tavern & Grille Michigan fan cave with fryer-oil cathedral vibes SLOP
  63. 78% SLOP Nanu's Hot Chicken Nashville heat in seed-oil cathedral, addictive but industrial. SLOP
  64. 78% SLOP Olive Garden Unlimited breadsticks, unlimited industrial regret. SLOP
  65. 22% SLOP Mr. J's Bagels & Deli Fresh bagels, local sourcing, zero corporate slop. BASED
  66. 78% SLOP Midtown Boba Bubble tea LARP: sugar bomb in a cup SLOP
  67. 22% SLOP La Santa Taqueria Authentic street tacos done right — rare Miami W. BASED
  68. 78% SLOP Kelly's Cajun Grill Mall food court Cajun cosplay in seed oil cathedral SLOP
  69. 78% SLOP B&B Joint (Burger & Beer Joint) Closed Brickell burger slop, RIP the concept SLOP
  70. 22% SLOP Blind Tiger Coffee Roasters Ybor speakeasy coffee that roasts its own and means it BASED
  71. 22% SLOP Taqueria La Cañada de Leo Solid local taco truck, fresh meat focus. BASED
  72. 78% SLOP Suki Hana (Tampa International Plaza) Mall food-court Japanese with seed-oil slick. SLOP
  73. 78% SLOP Piccadilly Cafeteria Tray-line Southern slop, seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  74. 22% SLOP Petra Mediterranean Restaurant Halal Jordanian classics done right in Tampa BASED
  75. 78% SLOP Laziz Closed Indian spot — slop by absence now SLOP
  76. 22% SLOP Felicitous Local roaster in a house — coffee done right. BASED
  77. 22% SLOP El Puerto Restaurant & Grill Ybor's legit Argentine-Peruvian parrilla BASED
  78. 78% SLOP Crowbar Ybor Ybor music venue with bar-grub slop SLOP
  79. 78% SLOP The Lure Ono Grilled cheese pivot to tacos then permanent close — Ls in chat SLOP
  80. 22% SLOP Wine Madonna Boutique wine lounge with real sommelier and tapas — based downtown staple BASED
  81. 78% SLOP Wilson's Sports Lounge 50-year St. Pete dive bar that finally tapped out SLOP
  82. 78% SLOP New China (Kenneth City) Seed-oil-fried American-Chinese takeout slop SLOP
  83. 22% SLOP Mio's Grill & Cafe Fresh Mediterranean realness downtown St. Pete. BASED
  84. 78% SLOP Habibi Lounge Hookah haze over decent shawarma — smoke the real slop SLOP
  85. 22% SLOP Flippers Pizzeria All-natural brick-oven pie — rare based pizzeria. BASED
  86. 78% SLOP Zeko's Pizzeria Standard strip-mall pizza slop with probable seed-oil everything SLOP
  87. 78% SLOP Whataburger Texas icon still deep-fried in seed oils SLOP
  88. 78% SLOP Sports Shack Bar & Grill Typical sports bar slop — TVs > food quality SLOP
  89. 78% SLOP The Outfielder Bar & Grill Sports bar slop with a baseball theme — fryer cathedral SLOP
  90. 78% SLOP The Liquid Therapy Bar Closed dive bar peddling fried regrets SLOP
  91. 78% SLOP Red Ribbon Bakeshop Bakery slop in cake form, family celebration edition SLOP
  92. 78% SLOP Red Lobster Cheddar biscuits can't save the fryer cathedral SLOP
  93. 22% SLOP Pico Rojo Peruvian rotisserie chicken civilization in a strip mall BASED
  94. 78% SLOP New Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant Generic American-Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  95. 78% SLOP J Buffalo Wings Georgia wing slop chain, never-frozen wings can't save the fryer SLOP
  96. 78% SLOP IHOP Syrup-drenched seed-oil breakfast slop SLOP
  97. 78% SLOP China Star Tampa Americanized Chinese slop with big portions SLOP
  98. 78% SLOP China Gate Generic takeout slop mill, same 1990 menu everywhere SLOP
  99. 22% SLOP Casa Santo Stefano Sicilian nonna energy in a 1925 macaroni factory — civilization restored. BASED
  100. 22% SLOP Biff Burger Roto-broiled time capsule, pre-seed oil civilization BASED
  101. 78% SLOP Bar Louie Seed-oil bar slop with a side of LARP upscale casual SLOP
  102. 22% SLOP 9th Bar Coffee Palm Harbor Local roast espresso bar, quality over volume. BASED
  103. 78% SLOP Raising Cane's Seed-oil chicken finger factory, simple but slop SLOP
  104. 23% SLOP Le Diplomate Butter-drenched French brasserie that actually delivers BASED
  105. 23% SLOP Flamestone American Grill Fire and stone steakhouse — civilization on a plate. BASED
  106. 76% SLOP Dunkin' Marvel IP slop dunked in sugar foam SLOP
  107. 24% SLOP Rustler's Rooste Cowboy steakhouse with real beef and live country BASED
  108. 24% SLOP Baker's Jerk House Real Jamaican jerk, generous portions, Brampton staple. BASED
  109. 24% SLOP Slice House 13-time champ’s fast-casual slices, four real styles BASED
  110. 24% SLOP Rudy's Country Store and Bar-B-Q Texas smoke and rendered animal fat, mostly clean. BASED
  111. 24% SLOP Ninos Classic red-sauce Italian, family-owned grit intact BASED
  112. 24% SLOP Green Line Apothecary Nostalgic soda fountain revival, clean local dairy focus BASED
  113. 24% SLOP Lion's Choice Roast beef done right since 1967, St. Louis legend. BASED
  114. 76% SLOP B-Bop's Iowa classic that peaked in 1988 and never looked back SLOP
  115. 24% SLOP Just Kabobs Greek olive-oil kabobs, real meat and pita done right BASED
  116. 24% SLOP Ismageriet Daily fresh gelato from Danish dairy, Italian soul. BASED
  117. 24% SLOP Oren’s Hummus Fresh tahini bomb, honest Mediterranean chain. BASED
  118. 24% SLOP Alexander's Steakhouse Wagyu temple with real beef and Japanese edge. BASED
  119. 76% SLOP Garden Kebab Rudnik Polish kebab counter slop, pita and mystery sauces edition. SLOP
  120. 24% SLOP Milos Restaurang Authentic Greek fire and feta, zero corporate slop. BASED