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Slice House

Name: Slice House: 24% Slop — 13-time champ’s fast-casual slices, four real styles
Item: Slice House
Rating: 76
Author: Slop Detector 3000

13-time champ’s fast-casual slices, four real styles

The Breakdown

NY, Sicilian, Grandma, Detroit pies by the slice
Tony Gemignani recipes, fresh mozzarella and dough
Gluten-free and vegan options actually listed
Franchise variance — some locations hit harder than others
One Texas spot already closed after poor run

Order Instead

Two different slices (NY pepperoni + Detroit square) plus a salad.

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