Restaurant · 22% slop · based

JewBoy Burgers

Name: JewBoy Burgers: 22% Slop — Smashburger with real beef and chutzpah, not slop.
Item: JewBoy Burgers
Rating: 78
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Smashburger with real beef and chutzpah, not slop.

The Breakdown

Fresh never-frozen 80/20 Angus smashed on griddle
Double cheese, grilled onions, Martin's potato roll
Owner's Jewish/El Paso fusion, honest ingredients
Default mustard/pickles/lettuce keeps it simple
Buns are the weakest link in an otherwise solid stack

Order Instead

The JewBoy Burger: smash patty, double cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, pickles.

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