Restaurant roast · 79% slop

City Buffet: Order the Mongolian Grill, Skip the Rest

City Buffet promises unlimited Asian variety but delivers the classic buffet trap of fried apps and sweet sauces.

July 25, 2026 About City Buffet

Mongolian grill is the only station worth your time at this buffet.

The Take

City Buffet is an all-you-can-eat Asian buffet slop mill with a Slop Score of 79.

The Mongolian grill station gives you ingredient control while everything else defaults to breaded items and seed oil fryers.

Hit the grill for plain steak or chicken plus steamed veg and plain rice. Skip the fried apps, General Tso's, and dessert bar entirely.

Ask for a custom grill plate with extra protein and zero sauce. Slop Score 79.

No. Breaded items and seed oil sauces dominate the menu.

Yes. Default fryers and sauces follow the standard buffet playbook.

Skip fried apps, General Tso's, and the entire dessert bar.

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