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Restaurant Slop Scores

What to order, what to skip. Chains and local spots graded on the Slop scale.

  1. 38% SLOP Carmel Café and Wine Bar Mediterranean cafe with honest pita and mezze MID
  2. 61% SLOP DrunkenWok Thai fusion food truck — wok slop with friendly vibes MID
  3. 61% SLOP Cody's Original Roadhouse Florida roadhouse clone: decent steaks, typical chain oil slop MID
  4. 61% SLOP Cody's Original Roadhouse - Bay Pines Roadhouse throwback with steak redemption MID
  5. 61% SLOP Cocktail St Pete Hotel-bar slop with stiff-drink marketing and event nights MID
  6. 61% SLOP Bro's Pizzeria & Bar Neighborhood pie spot with the usual fryer slop. MID
  7. 41% SLOP Scott's Bar & Grill Local sourcing saves it from generic bar slop. MID
  8. 58% SLOP Chicago Pizza Deep-dish carb cathedral, heavy but honest excess MID
  9. 58% SLOP Chart House Upscale chain riding prime rib and views, seed-oil reality check MID
  10. 58% SLOP Waffle House Diner slop with 24/7 nostalgia tax MID
  11. 54% SLOP Texas Roadhouse Solid steaks buried under chain-fryer slop MID
  12. 54% SLOP Carmelita's Solid family Mexican, fryer oil drags it mid. MID
  13. 47% SLOP Catch 23 Fresh seafood potential, typical restaurant caveats MID
  14. 52% SLOP Pizza Generic pie joint: mid unless you hunt quality MID
  15. 52% SLOP Chipotle Mexican Grill Healthy LARP in a foil wrapper MID
  16. 48% SLOP La Piazza Sicilian family spot fighting the seed-oil tide MID
  17. 52% SLOP Dunedin House of Beer Elite tap list, standard bar food slop MID
  18. 52% SLOP Crafty Crab Butter-boiled seafood with chain-sauce compromises MID
  19. 52% SLOP Crabby's Hideaway Beach cantina vibes, seed-oil default probable. MID
  20. 52% SLOP Chile Verde Green chile stew done right, default kitchen likely mid MID
  21. 52% SLOP Bodega NYC corner staple: one legendary order, rest is processed regret. MID
  22. 48% SLOP El Pollo Loco Grilled chicken core keeps it mid, not full cathedral MID
  23. 51% SLOP Empanadas Donde El Mono Bogotá fried-empanada chain — crispy but fryer-dependent MID
  24. 51% SLOP In-N-Out Burger Fresh beef in a seed-oil cage. MID
  25. 49% SLOP Salem's Gyros & Subs Fresh-to-order gyros with tzatziki, fryer oil unknown. MID
  26. 51% SLOP Craftsman Wood Grille & Tap House Local beef and produce redeem the tap-house defaults. MID
  27. 94% SLOP Crumbl Dirty Sodas 186g sugar straw-fed diabetes in a pink cup SLOP
  28. 94% SLOP McDonald's Sprite Berry Blast Fountain syrup bomb with cold foam cosplay SLOP
  29. 93% SLOP White Castle Original slider slop throne, seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  30. 92% SLOP McDonald's Austria Industrial seed-oil cathedral with Alps branding SLOP
  31. 92% SLOP Big Mac Combo Meal Industrial seed-oil cathedral with regret fries SLOP
  32. 92% SLOP McDonald's Big Mac Seed-oil cathedral, hold the soul SLOP
  33. 91% SLOP Egg McMuffin Meal Seed-oil cathedral's breakfast slop tray SLOP
  34. 91% SLOP McDonald's Breakfast Seed-oil cathedral serving industrial breakfast slop SLOP
  35. 91% SLOP Gumbo From The Projects Old sink gumbo: hygiene theater in the projects. SLOP
  36. 11% SLOP Sukiyabashi Jiro Omakase perfection, zero corporate slop BASED
  37. 89% SLOP Little Caesars Pepperoni Pizza Hot-n-ready seed-oil cathedral in cardboard. SLOP
  38. 89% SLOP Pizza Hut UK Seed-oil pizza cathedral with a British passport SLOP
  39. 89% SLOP Double Cheeseburger Burger King Seed-oil griddle cathedral, two sad patties. SLOP
  40. 89% SLOP Carl's Jr Industrial seed-oil temple with charbroiled marketing SLOP
  41. 89% SLOP Pizza Hut Pan Pizza Soybean oil cathedral baked in a pan SLOP
  42. 89% SLOP Burger King Whopper Seed-oil cathedral with beef cosplay SLOP
  43. 89% SLOP Burger King Chicken Sandwich Seed-oil cathedral with a breaded regret patty SLOP
  44. 89% SLOP Fat Sandwich Grease truck fever dream stuffed in a roll. SLOP
  45. 89% SLOP McDonald's Dirty Soda HFCS fountain with cream cosplay SLOP
  46. 89% SLOP New China King Seed-oil cathedral with NYC-style slop SLOP
  47. 89% SLOP Krystal Tiny square regret, seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  48. 89% SLOP Checkers Seed-oil drive-thru cathedral SLOP
  49. 89% SLOP Krispy Kreme Sugar-fried seed oil cathedral SLOP
  50. 89% SLOP Whopper (Burger King) Seed-oil cathedral with a paper crown SLOP
  51. 89% SLOP Dunkin' Donuts Seed-oil donut cathedral, coffee is the only hostage negotiator SLOP
  52. 88% SLOP Dunkin' Ice Spice Munchkins Drink Blended donut sludge in a cup, celebrity slop edition SLOP
  53. 88% SLOP Hungry Jacks Aussie BK clone drowning in seed-oil fryer SLOP
  54. 88% SLOP Zaxby's Chicken Fingers Seed-oil chicken cathedral, Ls in every basket SLOP
  55. 88% SLOP Subway Meatball Sub Seed-oil bun stuffed with filler meatballs SLOP
  56. 88% SLOP Wendy's Breakfast Baconator Industrial pork bomb wrapped in seed-oil bun. SLOP
  57. 12% SLOP Le Louis XV - Alain Ducasse Three Michelin stars of actual civilization. BASED
  58. 88% SLOP La Marisquera Ostioneria Closed Mexican seafood spot — Ls in chat SLOP
  59. 88% SLOP Taco Bell Popcorn Seed-oil fried regret in a paper bag SLOP
  60. 88% SLOP McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Fish-shaped seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  61. 88% SLOP Sbarro Mall pizza industrial complex SLOP
  62. 88% SLOP Frank-El's Soul Food Restaurant Permanently closed — Ls in chat for the pin SLOP
  63. 88% SLOP Chinese Food Seed-oil takeout cathedral, MSG on autopilot SLOP
  64. 88% SLOP The Kitchen Closed ghost spot — Ls in chat, no redemption arc SLOP
  65. 88% SLOP Hardee's Seed-oil cathedral with thickburger cope SLOP
  66. 88% SLOP KFC Original Fried Chicken Colonel's secret recipe: seed oil cathedral SLOP
  67. 88% SLOP Church's Chicken Seed-oil chicken cathedral, fast-food slop royalty. SLOP
  68. 88% SLOP Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready seed-oil delivery system SLOP
  69. 87% SLOP A&W Root beer float in a seed-oil cathedral. SLOP
  70. 87% SLOP CoCo Fresh Tea & Juice Bubble tea slop factory — sugar, powder, pearls SLOP
  71. 87% SLOP North Brandon Little League Concession Stand Little league slop stand: seed-oil dogs fueling the next generation's crash SLOP
  72. 87% SLOP Golden Corral All-you-can-eat seed-oil buffet slop factory SLOP
  73. 87% SLOP Papa John's Seed-oil pizza empire, zero soul SLOP
  74. 87% SLOP Oriental Super Buffet Seed-oil cathedral with roach footnotes SLOP
  75. 87% SLOP Nestlé Toll House Café Nestlé cookie dough slop in mall form SLOP
  76. 87% SLOP CiCi's Pizza Buffet pizza for the NPC calorie arc. SLOP
  77. 87% SLOP China Buffet All-you-can-eat seed-oil regret station SLOP
  78. 87% SLOP Blimpie Processed sub slop in a dying chain shell SLOP
  79. 87% SLOP Jollibee Filipino fast-food chain drowning in fry oil and mascot marketing SLOP
  80. 14% SLOP Babushka Pierogi Grandma recipes, real pierogi, market stall magic. BASED
  81. 86% SLOP Twin Peaks Breastaurant bar slop dressed in plaid short-shorts. SLOP
  82. 86% SLOP Oat Milk Iced Latte at Starbucks Processed milk LARP in the seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  83. 14% SLOP Los Tacos No. 1 Tijuana family recipes on the east coast — lard and all. BASED
  84. 14% SLOP Sarner Wochenmarkt Alp cheese and dirt under your nails — civilization. BASED
  85. 14% SLOP MDTea Brighton Loose-leaf market stall — real tea, zero corporate sludge. BASED
  86. 86% SLOP The Nest USF campus cafeteria — swipe in at your own risk SLOP
  87. 14% SLOP Bad Mother Specialty pour-over temple, zero slop detected BASED
  88. 14% SLOP M Sushi Fish flown in, chef in control — civilization on a plate BASED
  89. 14% SLOP Beech Kombucha Garden-grown booch that slaps — civilization in a glass. BASED
  90. 85% SLOP Arby's Pulled Pork Fast-food pork slop in a bun, zero redemption SLOP
  91. 85% SLOP Boba Syrup cathedral with chewy starch regret SLOP
  92. 84% SLOP Crazy Cousin (Crumbl) 840-calorie Red Bull syrup bomb, zero discipline. SLOP
  93. 16% SLOP Mutra Miami Kosher farm-to-table that actually earns the star. BASED
  94. 84% SLOP Quiznos Toasted industrial meat tube, same as the rest SLOP
  95. 84% SLOP Meridian Hookah Lounge Nicotine cathedral for USF kids, zero nourishment SLOP
  96. 84% SLOP Ling Express Strip-mall Chinese takeout swimming in seed oil. SLOP
  97. 84% SLOP Big Apple Buffet 2 Seed-oil Chinese buffet next to Bealls. SLOP
  98. 84% SLOP Zaxby's Fried chicken slop temple with sauce copium SLOP
  99. 84% SLOP Dave & Buster's Arcade slop palace, games can't save the fryer. SLOP
  100. 84% SLOP China Star Typical takeout slop temple — seed oil throne room SLOP
  101. 84% SLOP China City Standard Chinese takeout slop mill SLOP
  102. 84% SLOP Bojangles Seed-oil fried chicken nostalgia trap SLOP
  103. 84% SLOP Asian Wok Generic Chinese takeout slop factory SLOP
  104. 17% SLOP Batdorf & Bronson Southside Craft Coffee Brew Bar Quality roaster beans in a proper brew bar — rare based caffeine. BASED
  105. 18% SLOP Silver Ring Cafe Ybor City ghost returns with legit Cubans. BASED
  106. 18% SLOP Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana Coal oven, clams, zero seed-oil theater BASED
  107. 18% SLOP La Reina De Las Pupusas Family-run Salvadoran spot, masa and meat done right. BASED
  108. 18% SLOP My Balls with Beef Tallow Fries & Fresh Vegetables Tallow fries + real meat = based order BASED
  109. 18% SLOP Kingstowne Farmers Market Real produce, zero corporate slop BASED
  110. 18% SLOP Empanadas La Pola Homemade Argentinian empanadas, family recipes intact BASED
  111. 18% SLOP Arepería Deli Colombia Real arepas, zero corporate slop. BASED
  112. 18% SLOP Gasthaus zur Linde Traditional Swiss hearth food, zero corporate slop. BASED
  113. 82% SLOP Coco Wawa Hot Chicken Nashville hot chicken LARP in seed-oil cathedral SLOP
  114. 82% SLOP South of the Border Kitschy Pedro shrine serving grease with a side of regret SLOP
  115. 82% SLOP New York Bagel Deli closed deli — bagels dead, seed-oil era over SLOP
  116. 82% SLOP La Sandwicherie Saint Pete Closed sandwich LARP — St. Pete lost the plot SLOP
  117. 18% SLOP TeBella Tea Company Davis Islands loose-leaf sanctuary, zero slop BASED
  118. 82% SLOP Tamani's Oasis at Lowry Park Zoo Zoo concession slop with animal backdrop SLOP
  119. 18% SLOP SpookEasy Kava Lounge Haunted kava speakeasy — based ritual, zero seed-oil LARP. BASED
  120. 82% SLOP Shanghai Express Closed Dunedin Chinese takeout — industrial slop relic SLOP