Restaurant roast · 87% slop

What should you order at CiCi's Pizza? Salad bar only

CiCi's sells unlimited industrial pizza as family fun while the real move is escaping the line entirely.

July 25, 2026 About CiCi's Pizza

Load the salad bar, add grilled chicken if available, skip the pizza line entirely.

The Take

Skip every pizza at CiCi's Pizza. The Slop Score hits 87 because seed oil dough and processed meats stack endless ultra-processed regret.

The buffet markets cheap family nostalgia but delivers industrial calorie delivery with soybean oil crusts as the base layer.

CiCi's Pizza is buffet slop for the NPC calorie arc at 87. Load the salad bar and add grilled chicken if available.

Skip any pepperoni, stuffed, or deep-dish pies entirely.

No, it's seed oil dough and processed stacks.

Yes, soybean oil runs through every crust.

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