The Breakdown
- Default fry oil industrial seed
- Steamed mystery-meat sliders
- Classic buns pre-1990 vibes only
- No sourcing, no animal fats
- Chili and fries double the slop
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Two plain Krystal burgers, hold the cheese and extras.
Restaurant · 89% slop · slop
Krystal
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