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McDonald's Coke

Name: McDonald's Coke: 89% Slop — HFCS slop fountain in the seed-oil cathedral
Item: McDonald's Coke
Rating: 11
Author: Slop Detector 3000

HFCS slop fountain in the seed-oil cathedral

The Breakdown

High-fructose corn syrup as the star sweetener
Tied to the chain's ultra-processed everything
Fountain ratio sometimes praised for crispness
Default order still funds industrial slop empire
Artificial dyes and long-term brand degeneracy

Order Instead

Coke with no ice for max syrup hit, then leave

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