The Take
Order the deep-dish sausage at Chicago Pizza. Slop Score 58 lands it firmly mid.
The place leans into pre-1990 excess with real mozzarella and whole-muscle sausage options when you ask. Thick dough often hides vegetable oil and the portions exist to test your limits rather than feed a normal human.
The Verdict
Chicago Pizza earns its 58 Slop Score by delivering exactly what the name promises without modern excuses. The deep-dish sausage move stays the only play worth making.
Everything else betrays the point. Buy the signature or stay home.
Common Questions
Is Chicago Pizza healthy?
No. Thick dough and massive portions make it a calorie bomb by design.
Does Chicago Pizza use seed oils?
Yes. The thick dough often hides vegetable oil according to the scan.
How big are Chicago Pizza portions?
Built for gluttony contests. One pie easily feeds multiple people or one very committed eater.
