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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 12% SLOP Tillamook Cheese Cow juice alchemy, four ingredients max. BASED
  2. 88% SLOP Alcohol Fermented poison sold as civilization SLOP
  3. 12% SLOP Food Lion Cottage Cheese High-protein dairy staple, pre-1990 vibes BASED
  4. 88% SLOP Spangsberg Flødebolle Klassisk Danish sugar bomb wearing chocolate drag SLOP
  5. 12% SLOP Navito Tun i Vand Straight tuna in water — pre-industrial protein. BASED
  6. 12% SLOP Chicken Wings in Beef Tallow ancestors approve, modern dietitians seethe BASED
  7. 88% SLOP Royal Crispy Chicken BK's fried chicken slop in potato bun drag SLOP
  8. 12% SLOP Arla Billinge Skivad Ost Swedish milk, salt, culture — civilization in slices. BASED
  9. 88% SLOP Pringles Sour Cream Tube of engineered potato dust with dairy cosplay SLOP
  10. 12% SLOP Soursop Spiky tropical based fruit, zero processing LARP. BASED
  11. 88% SLOP WLP-1 Ozempic cosplay capsules, discipline bypass sold as science SLOP
  12. 88% SLOP Loaded Jalapeño Whopper Fast-food jalapeño LARP on a seed-oil throne SLOP
  13. 88% SLOP Kool-Aid Applesauce Kool-Aid packet cosplaying as fruit SLOP
  14. 88% SLOP Cola Corporate sugar sludge in a can SLOP
  15. 88% SLOP yfood Happy Banana Ultra-processed banana sludge in a bottle SLOP
  16. 88% SLOP Oreo Cookies Seed-oil sandwich, HFCS glue, zero soul SLOP
  17. 88% SLOP Monster Energy Zero Sugar Lab-engineered caffeine sludge for NPC arc fuel SLOP
  18. 12% SLOP Beef Tallow Oil Pre-1990 animal fat, civilization in a jar. BASED
  19. 88% SLOP Premier Protein Shake Ultra-processed protein LARP in a bottle SLOP
  20. 12% SLOP Nutricost Creatine Single-ingredient creatine — based gains fuel BASED
  21. 12% SLOP Santa Cruz Organic Peanut Butter Peanuts + salt. Pre-1990 energy in a jar. BASED
  22. 88% SLOP Barebells Protein Soda Wild Strawberry Sucralose whey fizz with 200mg caffeine — supplement aisle slop SLOP
  23. 12% SLOP Wiltshire Tea Company Proper leaf, no corporate LARP in the tin. BASED
  24. 12% SLOP Golden Sun Jasminreis Pure jasmine rice, zero additives — based staple BASED
  25. 12% SLOP Frank's RedHot OG cayenne bomb, zero slop in the bottle BASED
  26. 12% SLOP Kimchi Fermented cabbage that actually works. BASED
  27. 88% SLOP Tyson Any'tizers BBQ Boneless Frozen chicken slop in a bag, industrial edition. SLOP
  28. 12% SLOP Greek Yogurt Strained milk win, high protein no excuses BASED
  29. 12% SLOP Homemade Pudding Scratch-made dairy slop destroyer BASED
  30. 88% SLOP Pudding Ultra-processed sugar sludge in a cup. SLOP
  31. 12% SLOP Graza Drizzle Olive Oil Squeeze-bottle EVOO — based fat delivery system BASED
  32. 12% SLOP Land O'Lakes Butter Real butter. Civilization in a stick. BASED
  33. 88% SLOP Huel Black NPC arc fuel in a tub SLOP
  34. 88% SLOP Grape Seed Oil Pure seed oil slop in a bottle SLOP
  35. 12% SLOP Topo Chico Mineral water done right, no LARP required BASED
  36. 88% SLOP White Bread Refined carb sludge, ancestors filing complaints SLOP
  37. 88% SLOP Grilled Roaches Vermin cosplay for the bug-eating future SLOP
  38. 12% SLOP Mate Ancestral leaf juice, zero lab slop. BASED
  39. 88% SLOP Panda Express Orange Chicken Seed-oil chicken candy, fast-casual edition SLOP
  40. 88% SLOP Dr Pepper Zero Aspartame-flavored regret in a can SLOP
  41. 12% SLOP Milk one ingredient, ancestors filing no complaints BASED
  42. 12% SLOP Shrimp Ocean steak, one ingredient, based af. BASED
  43. 88% SLOP Kit Kat wafered sugar bomb, zero nutrition, full nostalgia tax SLOP
  44. 12% SLOP Higgins & Burke Peppermint Herbal Tea Single-ingredient mint leaves in a bag. Ancestors approve. BASED
  45. 88% SLOP Domino's Cheesy Bread Seed-oil dough with cheese-flavored paste SLOP
  46. 88% SLOP Panda Express Spare Ribs Glazed industrial pork, zero based. SLOP
  47. 88% SLOP Shasta Cola HFCS cathedral in a 12-pack can SLOP
  48. 88% SLOP PRIME Hydration Logan Paul juice for the NPC hydration arc SLOP
  49. 88% SLOP Crunchwrap Supreme Taco Bell's seed-oil crunch trap. SLOP
  50. 12% SLOP Venison Deer meat: ancestors approve, seed oil lobby seethes BASED
  51. 88% SLOP Big Arch Burger McDonald's double-quarter slop cathedral, sauce edition SLOP
  52. 12% SLOP Peanut Single-ingredient staple, zero processing theater. BASED
  53. 88% SLOP Reese's Peanut butter candy bar engineered for insulin spikes SLOP
  54. 88% SLOP Hot Tamales Cinnamon candy for the NPC sugar arc SLOP
  55. 88% SLOP Protein Bar Ultra-processed goyslop in a wrapper SLOP
  56. 12% SLOP Boneless Chicken Single-ingredient animal protein — based by default BASED
  57. 12% SLOP Brown Rice Ancestral carb, zero processing tax BASED
  58. 12% SLOP Murph Creatine Powder Single-ingredient gym fuel, ancestors nod BASED
  59. 12% SLOP Bare Simply Banana Chips Single-ingredient banana perfection — ancestors approve BASED
  60. 87% SLOP Hunt's Barbecue Sauce HFCS cathedral in a squeeze bottle SLOP
  61. 87% SLOP Coca-Cola Coke Zero Sugar Aspartame can of chemical regret SLOP
  62. 87% SLOP Red Bull Lilac Edition Ultra-processed stimulant with floral LARP SLOP
  63. 87% SLOP Little Debbie Nutty Buddy Seed-oil wafer cosplaying as peanut butter snack SLOP
  64. 87% SLOP Oat Milk Industrial oat sludge sold as progress SLOP
  65. 13% SLOP Grass-Fed Whey Isolate or Cottage Cheese Both based protein moves, cottage cheese wins on simplicity BASED
  66. 87% SLOP Clancy's Veggie Straws Aldi seed-oil straws cosplaying vegetables SLOP
  67. 87% SLOP Famous Amos Cookies Industrial cookie sludge masquerading as nostalgia. SLOP
  68. 87% SLOP Swiss Miss Cocoa cosplay in a packet of lab sludge SLOP
  69. 87% SLOP Sunshine Snacks Chilli Balls Seed-oil corn puffs with a chili lie. SLOP
  70. 87% SLOP Fanta Cassis Blackcurrant sugar bomb, childhood rot in a can SLOP
  71. 87% SLOP Nissin Chicken Ramen Palm-oil brick of regret and lab chicken dust SLOP
  72. 87% SLOP Kraft Real Mayo Seed oil sludge masquerading as mayo SLOP
  73. 87% SLOP Swedish Fish Corn syrup fish in artificial dye drag SLOP
  74. 87% SLOP Zero Calorie Sweetener Packet Lab-engineered dust, zero food value. SLOP
  75. 87% SLOP Benton's Lemon Sandwich Cremes Seed oil and HFCS in lemon cookie cosplay SLOP
  76. 87% SLOP Fit & Active Caramel Rice Snacks Fit LARP rice puffs drowning in HFCS and seed oil SLOP
  77. 87% SLOP MorningStar Farms Hot Dogs Soy isolate tube, testosterone tax included SLOP
  78. 87% SLOP Haribo Gummy Bears Sugar bombs in bear costumes SLOP
  79. 87% SLOP Wapps Chocolate Caramel Peanut Bar D1 Snickers knockoff — cheap sugar bomb, zero soul. SLOP
  80. 87% SLOP Nuggets Amarillos D1 Discount-aisle chicken slop in breadcrumb drag. SLOP
  81. 87% SLOP Airheads Fluorescent taffy engineered for hyperactive children SLOP
  82. 87% SLOP Barra de Chocoramo Colombian ponqué bar armored in vegetable fat and tartrazine. SLOP
  83. 87% SLOP Gansito (Ramo/Marinela) Strawberry sugar bomb in chocolate industrial drag SLOP
  84. 87% SLOP Shin Ramyun Instant noodle industrial complex at peak efficiency SLOP
  85. 87% SLOP Buldak Hot Chicken Ramen Palm oil death spiral in a cup. SLOP
  86. 87% SLOP Premier Protein Café Latte Ultra-processed protein LARP in a can. SLOP
  87. 87% SLOP El Monterey Green Bean Burritos Seed-oil tortilla coffin for your macros. SLOP
  88. 87% SLOP Propel Lab water cosplaying as fitness fuel SLOP
  89. 87% SLOP Bawls Gamer fuel in a can, corn syrup cathedral SLOP
  90. 87% SLOP Hill's Dog Food Kibble empire built on filler and marketing SLOP
  91. 87% SLOP Snickers Peanut trap for your insulin SLOP
  92. 87% SLOP Frozen Pizza Industrial cheese wheel of regret SLOP
  93. 87% SLOP Chips Ahoy Factory cookie sludge masquerading as nostalgia SLOP
  94. 87% SLOP Lipton Iced Tea HFCS in a tea costume, ancestors disappointed SLOP
  95. 87% SLOP Tiss Tubaína Brazilian soda slop in a 2L bottle SLOP
  96. 87% SLOP Torcida Salgadinho Seed-oil wheat bomb, Brazilian party fuel SLOP
  97. 87% SLOP Mission Carb Balance Tortillas Lab-engineered low-carb lie in a wrapper SLOP
  98. 87% SLOP Brisk Zero Sugar Zero sugar, maximum chemical warfare SLOP
  99. 87% SLOP Campbell's Chunky canned nostalgia, industrial sludge edition SLOP
  100. 87% SLOP Powerade Zero Zero sugar, maximum lab slop. SLOP
  101. 87% SLOP Powerade Electrolyte cosplay in a corn-syrup bath. SLOP
  102. 87% SLOP Monster White Zero-sugar stimulant delivery in a white can. SLOP
  103. 87% SLOP Lasanha de Calabresa - Pif Paf Frozen tube slop with mystery sausage and veggie margarine. SLOP
  104. 87% SLOP Taco Bell Vegan Nacho Sauce Plastic nacho LARP in a pump. SLOP
  105. 87% SLOP Beyond Meat A&W Hamburger Pea-protein LARP in a bun, zero based multipliers. SLOP
  106. 87% SLOP Bolinho Ana Maria Baunilha Com Gotas De Chocolate Ultra-processed seed-oil cake in cute packaging SLOP
  107. 87% SLOP Clight Aspartame sachet juice for the zero-cal NPC arc SLOP
  108. 87% SLOP Chips Seed-oil starch bombs in a shiny bag SLOP
  109. 87% SLOP Liquid Death Sparkling Energy Satanic can meets lab caffeine, marketing wins again SLOP
  110. 87% SLOP Oriental Super Ring Cheese Extruded corn circles coated in regret dust. SLOP
  111. 87% SLOP David Protein Bar Lab-fat LARP with lawsuit seasoning SLOP
  112. 87% SLOP Storck Toffifee palm oil party with a hazelnut hostage SLOP
  113. 87% SLOP Nestlé Crunch Industrial sugar brick with rice bits SLOP
  114. 87% SLOP Kinder Milchschnitte 10er-Pack Palm-oil pastry for the NPC lunchbox SLOP
  115. 87% SLOP Ball Park Beef Franks Tube steak slop in a bun-shaped lie SLOP
  116. 87% SLOP Checkers Frozen Spicy Chicken Bites vegetable oil breaded chicken for the microwave NPC SLOP
  117. 87% SLOP Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Aspartame delivery system in a red can SLOP
  118. 87% SLOP SoStoned Energy Drink stoner LARP in a slim can of lab fuel SLOP
  119. 87% SLOP Drinkpouch IV drip cosplay in a plastic pouch SLOP
  120. 13% SLOP Prairie Farms Cheddar Block Real cheddar block, no seed-oil cosplay BASED