The Breakdown
- water + beef chunks + 30+ additives
- modified food starch and 'natural flavors'
- some varieties still push soybean oil
- marketed as hearty, lands as lab soup
- at least it's not Soylent-level NPC fuel
Side Effects
ancestors filing a restraining order, sodium tsunami incoming
Buy Instead
Skip it. Buy bone broth — single ingredient, gut healing, no label gymnastics.
