The Breakdown
- Palm oil + wheat flour base, ultra-processed
- Beef flavor packet hides MSG and artificial additives
- Spice level is the only honest part of the formula
- Long shelf life engineered for convenience, not nutrition
- Consistent, cheap heat for broke students
Side Effects
ancestors filing a restraining order against the seasoning packet
Buy Instead
Skip the brick. Buy a bag of rice + real bone broth and make actual ramen.
