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Barra de Chocoramo

Name: Barra de Chocoramo: 87% Slop — Colombian ponqué bar armored in vegetable fat a
Item: Barra de Chocoramo
Rating: 13
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Colombian ponqué bar armored in vegetable fat and tartrazine.

The Breakdown

Vegetable fat in cake and chocolate coating
Tartrazine (Yellow 5) for the artificial glow
26-ingredient list for a simple snack cake
Fortified wheat flour base, egg, sugar
Natural and artificial flavors + preservatives

Side Effects

ancestors filing complaints over the veg-fat parade, tartrazine afterglow

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Skip it. Buy a bar of 85% dark chocolate — one ingredient, zero LARP.

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