The Breakdown

  • Palm oil and soybean oil noodle base
  • HFCS, artificial chicken powder, MSG
  • Modified starch, glycerin, lecithin stack
  • Red pepper seed oil and oleoresins carry the heat
  • Sesame and seaweed flakes are the only honest bits

Side Effects

tongue scorched, sodium bomb, gut in shambles

Buy Instead

Skip the packet. Buy fresh ramen noodles and gochujang for real heat without the lab sauce.