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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 38% SLOP El Tony Mate & Mint Mate base carries it; cane sugar drags it mid. MID
  2. 38% SLOP Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate Ethical cocoa flex, still candy-coated sugar MID
  3. 38% SLOP Smash Burgers Griddle crust saves it; defaults drag it mid MID
  4. 38% SLOP Snackish Pickle Punch Potato Crisps Avocado-oil pickle crisps with actual protein — rare W in the chip aisle MID
  5. 38% SLOP Magic Mushrooms Single-ingredient fungal sacrament, shaman-grade MID
  6. 38% SLOP Good & Gather Enriched White Rice White rice with synthetic vitamins stapled back on MID
  7. 62% SLOP Amy's Southwestern Burrito Organic label can't save the seed oil stack. MID
  8. 61% SLOP Rana Pan-Fry Filled Gnocchi Garlic and Mozzarella Seed-oil shell, real cheese inside — still mid MID
  9. 61% SLOP Calbee Frugra Cereal Granola cosplay with vegetable oil tax MID
  10. 61% SLOP Simply Nature Wildberry Fruit Strips Fruit leather cosplay with concentrate tax MID
  11. 61% SLOP Sticky Fingers Smokehouse Memphis Style BBQ Sauce Memphis smoke drowned in sugar and starch. MID
  12. 61% SLOP Domino's Ghost Chilli Glaze Dip Chain dip: heat buried under sugar and thickener. MID
  13. 61% SLOP Heinz Fiery Chilli Beanz Beans with attitude, ruined by the usual sugar sludge. MID
  14. 61% SLOP Seattle Sourdough Bread Enriched flour cosplay with canola side hustle MID
  15. 61% SLOP PBfit Powdered PB cosplaying as healthy while smuggling sugar MID
  16. 61% SLOP Calango Sweet Strawberry Soft and Juicy Dried Mango Strawberry cosplay on processed mango sugar puck MID
  17. 61% SLOP Kinder Maxi Kid-marketed milk chocolate bar, sugar first MID
  18. 61% SLOP Triscuits Whole-grain LARP ruined by seed-oil filler MID
  19. 61% SLOP Delicatoboll Swedish fika classic turned palm-oil pastry MID
  20. 61% SLOP Pågen Vanillas Boller 220g Seed-oil vanilla cream buns, additive avalanche. MID
  21. 61% SLOP Teriyaki Bowl Sugary seed-oil slop in a bowl MID
  22. 61% SLOP Granola Oat sugar bomb with healthy marketing MID
  23. 61% SLOP Costco Chicken Bake Food-court processed nostalgia in a roll MID
  24. 61% SLOP Nick's Dulce de Leche Protein Bar Seed-oil caramel cosplay with a sweetener bomb MID
  25. 61% SLOP Chicken Pot Pie Comfort classic dragged into the seed-oil era MID
  26. 61% SLOP Fairlife Core Power Protein Shake Ultra-filtered milk in a bottle — convenient but still shake slop MID
  27. 41% SLOP Rimar SAS Dulce de Leche Milk caramel with corn crutches, mid-tier traditional. MID
  28. 41% SLOP Non Grass-Fed Beef Real meat, feedlot edition. MID
  29. 41% SLOP Mexican Coke Cane sugar Coke still liquid candy MID
  30. 41% SLOP Aborrajado Colombian ripe plantain cheese fritter, deep-fried nostalgia MID
  31. 59% SLOP Yumi Organic Bar Organic toddler bar drowning in superfood claims MID
  32. 41% SLOP IQ Bar Pea-protein hustle in nut drag. MID
  33. 41% SLOP Ben & Jerry's Milk & Honey Kibbutz dairy flex meets Unilever tub. MID
  34. 41% SLOP Caesar Salad Classic version based; restaurant default slides mid MID
  35. 41% SLOP Steaks & Eggs with Coke Solid protein plate, ruined by the liquid NPC fuel. MID
  36. 41% SLOP Sainsbury's 67p Crumpets Budget supermarket crumpet — edible but compromised. MID
  37. 41% SLOP Sprouts Natural-food cosplay with real produce mixed in MID
  38. 59% SLOP Second Nature California Medley Trail Mix Nuts + sugar + seed oil LARP MID
  39. 58% SLOP Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream Real cream base dragged mid by rapeseed brownies MID
  40. 42% SLOP Matouk's Ketchup Caribbean ketchup flex, cane sugar dodges HFCS trap. MID
  41. 58% SLOP Müller x Myprotein Chocolate Mousse Dairy protein in a lab-sweetened pot MID
  42. 58% SLOP Rokeby Protein Smoothie Dutch Chocolate Milk protein flex ruined by cane sugar dump. MID
  43. 58% SLOP Kalles Kaviar Cod roe tube classic drowned in rapeseed oil MID
  44. 58% SLOP Bluesea Tuna Chunks in Oil Solid protein, ruined by seed-oil marinade. MID
  45. 58% SLOP Pretzel sticks Baked flour rods with soybean oil hidden tax MID
  46. 58% SLOP Mocha Coffee's chocolate cousin, mostly sugar delivery system. MID
  47. 58% SLOP Small-Batch Black Licorice artisanal candy still peddling sugar as heritage MID
  48. 58% SLOP Cow Urine Single-ingredient animal byproduct, fringe at best MID
  49. 58% SLOP Ma Po Dou Fu Sichuan heat trapped in phytoestrogen sludge MID
  50. 58% SLOP Egg Fried Rice Seed-oil wok slop with egg protein copium MID
  51. 58% SLOP Land O'Lakes Mini Moo's Real dairy buried under additive sludge and plastic pods MID
  52. 58% SLOP Jiaduobao Sugar bomb in herbal tea cosplay MID
  53. 58% SLOP D1 Mermelada sin Azúcar Natri 220 Gr Fruit sludge sweetened by lab ghosts MID
  54. 58% SLOP Tuberg Beer Generic lager in a big bottle, alcohol tax included. MID
  55. 58% SLOP Skim Milk milk with the good parts surgically removed MID
  56. 58% SLOP Seasoned Crickets Bugs as protein snack, seasoning usually ruins it MID
  57. 42% SLOP Poke Bowl Fresh fish flex ruined by rice and soy default MID
  58. 58% SLOP Baked Beans Legumes in syrup, mid-tier nostalgia tax MID
  59. 58% SLOP Domino Premium Sugar Refined cane sugar in a bag, honest but empty MID
  60. 58% SLOP Dollar General Literacy Foundation Dark Chocolate Charity bar still leads with sugar and lecithin sludge MID
  61. 58% SLOP Tyson Chicken Breast Factory bird in a bag, not farm-raised glory MID
  62. 58% SLOP Connoisseur Ice Cream Gourmet LARP in a tub full of gums and syrup MID
  63. 58% SLOP Simply Nature Organic Coconut Chia Granola Organic oats dragged by canola and syrup stack MID
  64. 58% SLOP Clancy's Original Pretzel Slims Aldi pretzel thins with canola drip and enrichment tax. MID
  65. 58% SLOP L'oven Fresh Everything Bagels 28-ingredient Aldi bagel LARP, pre-sliced regret MID
  66. 42% SLOP Classico Italian Sausage Sauce Real pork and olive oil, jarred compromise. MID
  67. 58% SLOP Fisherman's Friend Citrus Old-school lozenge, modern sweetener sludge MID
  68. 42% SLOP V8 Low Sodium Concentrated garden in a can, still factory juice. MID
  69. 58% SLOP Pågen Rasker Fullkorn Whole-grain bread cosplaying healthy while hiding seed oil. MID
  70. 58% SLOP Badia Adobo Seasoning Salt bomb with sugar filler and canola sneak-ins. MID
  71. 58% SLOP Tesco Plain Poppadoms Lentil flour base, rapeseed oil tax paid in full. MID
  72. 58% SLOP Sabajón Ciprés Traditional Boyacá cream liqueur gone sweet and processed MID
  73. 42% SLOP Latitude 45 Smoked Atlantic Salmon Farm salmon with feed dye and sugar creep. MID
  74. 42% SLOP Chicken Sausage Meat in a tube, often with mid-tier baggage MID
  75. 58% SLOP Cured Turkey Slices Brined bird with phosphate payload MID
  76. 58% SLOP Jack Link's Chili Jerky brand's canned beef experiment — real meat, mid execution. MID
  77. 58% SLOP Drizzilicious Mini rice cakes pretending to be superfood with palm kernel drizzle MID
  78. 42% SLOP Dansukker Sugar Nordic beet sugar, single ingredient, zero theater. MID
  79. 58% SLOP Chick-fil-A Sweet & Spicy Sriracha Sauce sugar-first dip with real peppers buried under starch MID
  80. 42% SLOP Prat's Suco Limão 900ml Three-ingredient lemonade in a PET bottle — honest but sweetened. MID
  81. 58% SLOP Blue Moon NA Big-brewery NA wheat water with orange peel cosplay MID
  82. 58% SLOP Beck's NA Dealcoholized lager for the buzz-free but still mid MID
  83. 58% SLOP Busch NA Macro lager without the buzz, still carries the sins MID
  84. 58% SLOP Heineken 0.0 Dealcoholized lager, marketing LARPing as beer MID
  85. 58% SLOP Tegel Chargrill Chicken Burgers Processed patties with filler tax and mystery fat. MID
  86. 58% SLOP Heineken Corporate lager in a green bottle, zero soul MID
  87. 58% SLOP Beck's Beer Mass-market German lager with mild prestige tax. MID
  88. 58% SLOP Tecate Industrial Mexican lager, functional but soulless. MID
  89. 42% SLOP Molho de Pimenta Vermelha Cepera Real pepper base dragged by thickener and dye. MID
  90. 42% SLOP KiSabor Molho de Pimenta Vermelha Pepper sauce with sugar sneaking in the back door MID
  91. 58% SLOP Nike Tech Hype fleece with marketing LARP and repair-hostile design MID
  92. 58% SLOP CLIF Kid Zbar Iced Oatmeal Cookie Organic LARP on cane syrup and sunflower oil MID
  93. 58% SLOP Blue Buffalo Dog Food Natural LARP with pea-protein baggage MID
  94. 58% SLOP Mango Juice Fiber-stripped sugar bomb in a bottle. MID
  95. 58% SLOP MCT Oil Keto-bro extract, one step from supplement slop MID
  96. 58% SLOP St Pierre Brioche Loaf Brioche flex ruined by canola and enrichment theater MID
  97. 58% SLOP Zatarain's Jambalaya Rice Mix Cajun one-pot LARP in a box. MID
  98. 58% SLOP Classico Alfredo Jarred dairy slop with a side of cornstarch glue MID
  99. 58% SLOP Gold Peak Bottled tea cosplaying as premium while owned by Coke. MID
  100. 58% SLOP Heinz Baked Beanz Sugar-bombed beans in a patriotic tin MID
  101. 58% SLOP Aunt Bessie's Roast Potatoes Frozen spuds with seed-oil shine and additive armor. MID
  102. 58% SLOP Homemade Cowboy Baked Beans with Canned Baked Beans Canned shortcut turns decent idea into mid slop MID
  103. 58% SLOP Standard Pleb Meatloaf Kebap - Austria cheap emulsified meat brick, pleb-tier gas station fuel MID
  104. 58% SLOP Odyssey Tropical Breeze Mushroom-spiked caffeine can LARPing clean. MID
  105. 58% SLOP Bag of Granola Oats in a sugar-and-oil costume MID
  106. 42% SLOP Bum Energy Clean caffeine flex, sucralose still lurks MID
  107. 58% SLOP Smartwater Premium bottle tax on tap water. MID
  108. 58% SLOP Kosher Hot Dogs All-beef tube still ultra-processed filler city MID
  109. 58% SLOP The Incredible Bulk Bro-science powder chasing gains, additives in tow. MID
  110. 58% SLOP Happy Dad Hard Seltzer Nelk boys' boozy water LARP MID
  111. 58% SLOP Kidfresh Fish Sticks Whole-grain kid fish, ruined by canola breading. MID
  112. 42% SLOP Marc Angelo Bratwurst Pork base holds it mid; sugar stack drags it down. MID
  113. 42% SLOP Dave & Jon's Mango Slices Mostly mango, lightly sugared and preserved MID
  114. 58% SLOP Kexchoklad Palm-fat wafer in milk chocolate costume. MID
  115. 58% SLOP HappyBaby Organics Teether Crackers organic rice flour wafers with arsenic tax MID
  116. 42% SLOP Alldeynn Collarose Collagen Verisol peptides drowning in sucralose and beauty LARP. MID
  117. 58% SLOP Pancakes Carb coma in a stack, redeemable only if you cook it yourself. MID
  118. 58% SLOP Chicken of the Sea Ghost Pepper Light Tuna Solid fish base, ruined by flavor packet slop MID
  119. 58% SLOP Lewis Nutty Oat Half Loaf Seed-oil loaf cosplaying as hearty. MID
  120. 58% SLOP Dollar Jerky Club Subscription jerky roulette with trust issues MID