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Rokeby Protein Smoothie Dutch Chocolate: Sugar Dump in Protein Clothing

Marketed as a milk protein flex but the cane sugar load turns it into a crash-prone dairy drink.

August 29, 2026 About Rokeby Protein Smoothie Dutch Chocolate

30g milk protein buried under 25g cane sugar. Skip the flex.

The Take

Rokeby Protein Smoothie Dutch Chocolate leans on fresh filtered milk for its 30g protein hit, a decent move away from powders.

The 25g cane sugar dump and carrageenan thickener turn the whole thing into a sweetened dairy drink that spikes then crashes hard.

The milk cred is real but the cane sugar and thickeners ruin any clean win.

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Mostly, thanks to the cane sugar load that undercuts the milk protein.

Fage 5% Greek yogurt delivers 20g clean protein with none of the additives.

25 grams of cane sugar per 425ml bottle.

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