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Food Slop Scores

Packaged foods, groceries, and snacks graded for seed oils, additives, and marketing cope — the goyslop aisle, scored.

  1. 58% SLOP Coen Pepperoni Rolls Gas-station pepperoni roll — hot, cheesy, mid MID
  2. 58% SLOP Milbona Active Drink Berry Lidl probiotic LARP in a bottle MID
  3. 58% SLOP Hawkeye's New York Pizza and Pasta Honest local NY slice spot, seed-oil dough probable MID
  4. 58% SLOP Eli's Cheesecake Chicago classic turned branded sugar vehicle. MID
  5. 42% SLOP Rye Bread Solid grain base, usually factory-compromised MID
  6. 42% SLOP Kedem Grape Juice Kosher concord staple with concentrate drag MID
  7. 58% SLOP Sausage Links Processed pork tubes, mostly mid. MID
  8. 58% SLOP Modelo Corporate lager with adjunct soul MID
  9. 58% SLOP Sprouts Tuna Sandwich Mid deli grab-and-go, seed-oil mayo ruins it MID
  10. 58% SLOP goodprotein 32g High Protein Plant-Based Shake Clean-label powder slop — better than Soylent, worse than steak. MID
  11. 58% SLOP Extrawurst Austrian bologna with bacon fat — processed but not total NPC fuel MID
  12. 58% SLOP Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream Celebrity pint slop with waffle cone tax MID
  13. 58% SLOP Fettuccine Alfredo Creamy pasta hug your arteries will remember MID
  14. 42% SLOP Peanut Oil Single-ingredient but still plant slop — tallow wins MID
  15. 58% SLOP Feastables MrBeast candy: fairtrade cocoa, still a sugar missile MID
  16. 58% SLOP Deep Dish Pizza Thick crust indulgence with real cheese upside MID
  17. 58% SLOP Lily's Chocolate Stevia-sweetened cosplay, still ultra-processed MID
  18. 58% SLOP Breyers Ice Cream Natural LARP in a tub of gums MID
  19. 58% SLOP Emerald Snack Packs Seed-oil roasted nuts for the desk-drawer NPC MID
  20. 58% SLOP Breyers Chocolate Ice Cream Mass-market dairy with stabilizer slop MID
  21. 58% SLOP Maison Perrier Blackberry & Lemon Sparkling Juice Beverage Juice cosplay with sucralose filler MID
  22. 58% SLOP Pågen Limpan Rapeseed-laced limpa, syrup-sweetened compromise MID
  23. 44% SLOP Creamery Pistachio Ice Cream Real nuts rescue a sugar vehicle MID
  24. 44% SLOP Planet Grilled Cheese Local grilled cheese chain with honest core, chain trappings MID
  25. 44% SLOP Trader Joe's No HFCS but frozen aisle still slop MID
  26. 55% SLOP Alpino High Protein Oats Chocolate Soy protein blend drags oats into mid territory MID
  27. 55% SLOP Roasted edamame Whole beans, built-in testosterone tax MID
  28. 55% SLOP Nature's Bakery Fig Bars Whole grain cosplay with canola oil and sugar bomb MID
  29. 47% SLOP Dulce de Leche Milk and sugar hijacked by corn thickeners MID
  30. 47% SLOP Cane Sugar Root Beer (No Artificial Colorings) Clean sugar, still liquid candy MID
  31. 47% SLOP Cane Sugar Root Beer Cane sugar beats HFCS, but still fizzy corn-syrup cosplay MID
  32. 47% SLOP Chow mein Wok-fried noodles that swing either way MID
  33. 47% SLOP Synergy Kombucha Fermented tea LARPing as elixr, sugar still in the chat MID
  34. 47% SLOP Fairlife 2% Chocolate Milk Ultra-filtered lactose-free chocolate milk — protein win, still a flavored drink MID
  35. 47% SLOP Tuna Roll (Wegmans) Solid fish, grocery sushi rice and sauce drag it mid. MID
  36. 47% SLOP Dove Dark Chocolate Decent cocoa hit, dragged down by the usual emulsifier tax MID
  37. 47% SLOP Odyssey Tropical Breeze 85 Mushroom nootropics in a can — mid-tier functional slop. MID
  38. 47% SLOP Club Sandwich White toast and mayo cosplay as a meal MID
  39. 47% SLOP Sloppy Joe Beef in sweet tomato sludge on a bun — salvageable mid slop MID
  40. 47% SLOP Churros fried dough sugar bomb, seed oil edition MID
  41. 47% SLOP Late July Sea Salt Chips Organic corn base, sunflower oil drags it mid MID
  42. 47% SLOP Leisure Hydration Clean-ish canned electrolytes for the leisure class MID
  43. 47% SLOP LU Petit Écolier French butter biscuit cosplay with soy lecithin baggage MID
  44. 47% SLOP Organic Cherry Juice Organic sugar water with marketing halo MID
  45. 47% SLOP Promised Land Midnight Chocolate Milk Dessert in a jug, not a beverage MID
  46. 47% SLOP Wendy's Chili fast-food chili that beats the fryer MID
  47. 47% SLOP Blended Protein Powder Shake with Fresh Fruit and Whole Milk Whole milk and fruit carrying the processed scoop. MID
  48. 47% SLOP Samosa Traditional snack ruined by industrial fryers MID
  49. 47% SLOP Coop Dark Chocolate Butter Biscuits Butter punches above its weight in a wheat-sugar trap MID
  50. 47% SLOP Martinelli's Fancy bottle, still just apple juice MID
  51. 47% SLOP Zevia Creamy Root Beer Stevia soda, clean label but engineered fizz MID
  52. 47% SLOP Marabou En Rad Mjölkchoklad Classic Swedish milk bar — real fats, heavy sugar tax MID
  53. 52% SLOP Pad Thai Thai street staple turned seed-oil sugar bomb MID
  54. 48% SLOP Chocolate milk Dairy base dragged down by sugar tax and gums MID
  55. 52% SLOP Trail mix Nuts ruined by candy and seed-oil dust MID
  56. 52% SLOP Root Beer Honey Stick Honey cosplaying as soda in a straw MID
  57. 52% SLOP Whiskey and Cane Sugar Cola Real sugar upgrade on a classic mixer, still liquid regret. MID
  58. 52% SLOP Whiskey and Mexican Coke Cane sugar bump on a boozy classic, still ethanol delivery. MID
  59. 52% SLOP Clown Salad vibrant Colombian veggies dragged by seed-oil mayo MID
  60. 52% SLOP Cow Pie Oat-chocolate dung cookies, mid dessert MID
  61. 52% SLOP Flavored Water Water with marketing lipstick, mostly fine. MID
  62. 52% SLOP Lakanto Matcha Latte Monk fruit glow-up on matcha, still fiber soup. MID
  63. 48% SLOP Fruta Apple Fruit Drink Concentrate cosplay with marketing dust MID
  64. 48% SLOP Tortillas Mid carb wrapper, seed oil roulette MID
  65. 48% SLOP Salt Water Salty ocean juice, not hydration MID
  66. 48% SLOP Cabot Mac and Cheese Real cheddar flex, still boxed slop. MID
  67. 52% SLOP East Providence Tap Water fluoridated municipal sludge — provisional MID
  68. 48% SLOP Folgers Black Silk Corporate bean sludge for the morning NPC shift MID
  69. 52% SLOP Monk Fruit In The Raw Erythritol crutch kills the monk fruit flex MID
  70. 52% SLOP Dietz & Watson Uncured Beef Franks Beef fights the seed oil and filler creep MID
  71. 48% SLOP Filtered Fridge Water Tap water's slightly less gross cousin MID
  72. 48% SLOP Water from the fridge Municipal mystery juice, location lottery. MID
  73. 52% SLOP Evol Chicken & Cheddar Burrito Real chicken, canola tortilla ruins the vibe. MID
  74. 48% SLOP Crab cakes Real crab buried under breadcrumbs and seed-oil regret MID
  75. 48% SLOP Dave's Killer Bread Organic seed-bomb bread with canola betrayal MID
  76. 52% SLOP Olipop Prebiotic soda LARP, fiber tax paid in full MID
  77. 52% SLOP V8 Juice Veggies in a can, sodium delivery system MID
  78. 48% SLOP Tap Water Your city decides the formula — check the report before drinking the brochure MID
  79. 52% SLOP Chorizo Antioqueño D1 Discount Colombian sausage — meat with corporate regret. MID
  80. 48% SLOP Pan de Masa Madre Mistral con Queso Paipa Derretido en Freidora Real bread and cheese torched by fryer oil. MID
  81. 52% SLOP Meatigo Gourmet deli LARP with processing baggage MID
  82. 52% SLOP Jet Chocolate Colombian milk bar classic — real cocoa, heavy sugar tax. MID
  83. 52% SLOP Red's Grilled Chicken & Cheddar Burrito Real chicken buried under seed-oil wrap and starch parade MID
  84. 52% SLOP Hazy Little Thing Craft hazy IPA that leans mid after the first pour. MID
  85. 52% SLOP Rana Marry Me Pappardelle Chicken Kit Fresh pasta kit with cream sauce; mid-tier convenience slop. MID
  86. 48% SLOP Chargel Cleaner energy gel, still pouch-processed slop. MID
  87. 48% SLOP Tyson Frozen Chicken Breast factory chicken, still beats plant protein slop MID
  88. 52% SLOP Lager Cold-fermented tradition, mostly ruined by adjuncts and cans MID
  89. 48% SLOP Activia Strawberry Yogurt Probiotic LARP with cane sugar tax MID
  90. 48% SLOP Smoked and Fried Chicken Wings Solid bird ruined by the fryer vat. MID
  91. 52% SLOP Stella Artois Liberté NA lager cosplaying craft with cane sugar filler. MID
  92. 52% SLOP Non-alcoholic beer Grain water cosplay — sober but still slop-adjacent MID
  93. 52% SLOP Guinness 0.0 Non-alcoholic stout that sugars up the soul. MID
  94. 48% SLOP Red Stripe Jamaican lager cosplaying island cool while tasting like airport duty-free MID
  95. 52% SLOP St. Pauli Girl Label girl carries the marketing load MID
  96. 48% SLOP Stella Artois macro lager cosplaying as Belgian nobility MID
  97. 52% SLOP Chicken Wraps Protein buried under processed tortilla slop MID
  98. 48% SLOP Beer Hug (Goose Island) Corporate tropical IPA cosplay in a tallboy MID
  99. 48% SLOP Molho de Pimenta Kitano 150ml Pepper pulp dragged down by benzoate and MSG crutches MID
  100. 52% SLOP Crepioca with Mortadela Tapioca fights the good fight, mortadela ruins it MID
  101. 52% SLOP Alden's Banana Cookie Crumble Ice Cream Organic banana pudding ice cream, still ultra-processed dessert MID
  102. 52% SLOP Wiltshire Farm Foods Frozen ready meals with British sourcing, still processed MID
  103. 48% SLOP San Pellegrino Aranciata Real juice soda that still spikes the sugar. MID
  104. 48% SLOP Hebrew National Hot Dogs Kosher beef with soy ghosts and nitrite tax MID
  105. 52% SLOP Noosa Yoghurt Whole-milk base buried under dessert sugar. MID
  106. 48% SLOP Just Bare Sesame Chicken Real chicken base, breading and sauce drag it mid MID
  107. 52% SLOP Leffe Beer Abbey ale cosplaying tradition under AB InBev MID
  108. 52% SLOP Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Strips Real breast meat, ruined by seed-oil breading bath. MID
  109. 48% SLOP Skippy Natural Creamy Peanuts paying rent to palm oil and sugar MID
  110. 48% SLOP Cloetta Kex Palm-fat wafer bar, real cocoa butter saves it from total NPC arc. MID
  111. 52% SLOP Tarczyński Kabanos Pork sticks with filler and lab sauce MID
  112. 52% SLOP King's Hawaiian Rolls Butter saves it from full industrial rot. MID
  113. 52% SLOP Yasso Frozen Greek Yogurt Bars Greek yogurt cosplay with the usual sugar-and-gum tax MID
  114. 52% SLOP Good & Gather Cherry Citrus Prebiotic Soda prebiotic LARP in a can, still soda MID
  115. 48% SLOP ProPud Protein Pudding Protein LARP in a cup — decent macros, fake-sweet aftertaste MID
  116. 48% SLOP Sunflower Seeds Whole seed undercut by oil-industry roots MID
  117. 52% SLOP Exquisito Decaf Zaub Kaffeebohnen Supermarket decaf beans, solvent-soaked mid-tier MID
  118. 48% SLOP Birra Moretti Clean-label Italian lager, still just alcohol. MID
  119. 48% SLOP Party Nussmischung Solid nuts dragged down by seed-oil roast MID
  120. 52% SLOP Folgers Coffee Corporate bean water: functional, forgettable MID